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Astynax
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"Random Amusement"
 
   Apropos of nothing in particular, but this collection of images of ceremonial swords employed by the US Air Force simply demanded a wider audience.


-={(Astynax)}=-
"I could swear I had the sword in the second picture in a game at some point."


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
  RE: Random Amusement MuninsFire Oct-19-20 1
  RE: Random Amusement Matrix Dragon Oct-19-20 2
     RE: Random Amusement SpottedKitty Oct-19-20 3
     RE: Random Amusement StClair Oct-20-20 4
         RE: Random Amusement Zemyla Oct-23-20 9
  RE: Random Amusement MoonEyes Oct-20-20 5
     RE: Random Amusement Astynax Oct-20-20 6
         RE: Random Amusement Terminus Est Oct-22-20 7
             RE: Random Amusement MoonEyes Oct-22-20 8
                 RE: Random Amusement Terminus Est Nov-01-20 14
     RE: Random Amusement BobSchroeck Oct-28-20 10
         RE: Random Amusement MoonEyes Oct-30-20 13
  RE: Random Amusement trboturtle2 Oct-28-20 11
     RE: Random Amusement Gryphonadmin Oct-28-20 12
     RE: Random Amusement MoonEyes Dec-07-20 15

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MuninsFire
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Oct-19-20, 04:23 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Random Amusement"
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   Well those are goofy as all hell ain't they.

( Speaking as a blacksmith? -Ew- )

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea


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Matrix Dragon
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Oct-19-20, 04:50 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Random Amusement"
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   Those belong in video games, and nowhere near a real military.

Matrix Dragon, J. Random Nutter


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SpottedKitty
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Oct-19-20, 05:24 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Random Amusement"
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   >Those belong in video games, and nowhere near a real military.

I think a couple of them are from video games...

--
Unable to save the day: File is read-only.


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StClair
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Oct-20-20, 00:39 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Random Amusement"
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   >Those belong in video games, and nowhere near a real military.

Well, given that we're talking about the Air Force...

(feel free to suggest your own variation)


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Zemyla
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Oct-23-20, 12:07 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Random Amusement"
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   "Fly me closer, I want to hit them with my sword."


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MoonEyes
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Oct-20-20, 03:42 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Random Amusement"
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   Having been an utter sword-nerd since time immemorial, I offer you this:

http://www.foxtail.nu/bjorn/fulaste.htm

The page IS in Swedish, but the general idea of "Hideous/Silly swords" should sort of come through all the same.
There's a whole set of pages, but since the site utilizes a "frame" layout, it's probably easier if you just add the numbers 2 through 7 just before the period.
...!
Stoke Mandeville, Esq & The Victorian Ballsmiths
"Nobody Want Verdigris-Covered Balls!"


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Astynax
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Oct-20-20, 04:41 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Random Amusement"
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   >Having been an utter sword-nerd since time immemorial, I offer you
>this:
>
>http://www.foxtail.nu/bjorn/fulaste.htm
>
>The page IS in Swedish, but the general idea of "Hideous/Silly swords"
>should sort of come through all the same.
>There's a whole set of pages, but since the site utilizes a "frame"
>layout, it's probably easier if you just add the numbers 2 through 7
>just before the period.

Heh, it's like someone decided to actually forge the art from a multitude of RPG sourcebooks. Though I suppose a few of them could qualify as 'merely impractical' rather than 'more dangerous the the wielder than their opponent'.


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Terminus Est
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Oct-22-20, 02:07 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Random Amusement"
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   I'm not sure about the rest of them, but the one with the pinched bit in the middle of the blade seems to be designed with half-swording in mind. Why you'd make that feature into the blade instead of y'know... using a gauntlet? That bit's beyond me. Maybe the makers weren't into heavy armor?


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MoonEyes
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Oct-22-20, 08:07 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Random Amusement"
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   This one? http://www.foxtail.nu/bjorn/images/barbarian2.jpg?x

It might've been a thing, but considering how far out the "waist" is, you'd need arms like an orangutan. Not to mention it's a significant weak-spot. At least you get a back-up knife for when the blade snaps.
...!
Stoke Mandeville, Esq & The Victorian Ballsmiths
"Nobody Want Verdigris-Covered Balls!"


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Terminus Est
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Nov-01-20, 06:54 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Random Amusement"
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   Yeah, that one. It's the only one I see there that kind of makes sense - but as you noted, it has many very obvious design flaws. I don't think I'd trust that backup knife, either. It looks like it would fall off after one or two parries.


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BobSchroeck
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Oct-28-20, 02:01 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Random Amusement"
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   >Having been an utter sword-nerd since time immemorial, I offer you
>this:
>
>http://www.foxtail.nu/bjorn/fulaste.htm
>
>The page IS in Swedish, but the general idea of "Hideous/Silly swords"
>should sort of come through all the same.

My hat's off to Google Translate for such an excellent job of getting this guy's disgust across in English:

> "In the same spirit, we have a bunch of stainless steel kitchen knives
> from Spanish Marto, suitable for barbarian wannabes. It is difficult to
> decide which is the ugliest, so the whole bundle must be included. I
> suspect that the designer overdosed on shitty heavy metal and worse
> barbarian films in the 80's…

I can only imagine how snarky it is in the original Swedish...

-- Bob
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My race is pacifist and does not believe in war. We kill only out of personal spite.


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MoonEyes
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13. "RE: Random Amusement"
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   That he as actually a pretty good translation, indeed. But yes, the snarkiness is high.

"As your comment about the so-called Christmas katana sword, it is clear that you can associate gadgets with anything. For example, I have heard comments that Del Tin looks like overgrown cutlery. "

Clearly from people who think that Christmas catanas are the most beautiful thing they have seen ;-)

"As I said, taste is divided."

Hellyeah. In good and bad taste ;-)


...!
Stoke Mandeville, Esq & The Victorian Ballsmiths
"Nobody Want Verdigris-Covered Balls!"


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trboturtle2
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Oct-28-20, 10:44 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Random Amusement"
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   Anyone here watch Forged in Fire? Contestants build blades and the final weapon is usually a weapon from history, which they then put through tests to see what the weapon can do. Watching what a sword or bladed weapon can do to a pig or hog carcass is sobering -- just because no one carries such weapons around these days doesn't mean they are any less lethal than they were centuries ago.....

Craig

----------------------------
Writer for Battletech/IAMTW-
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of Four Outcast Ops novels --
African Firestorm, Red
Ice, Watchlist,
and
Shadow Government.
Author of the Upcoming
Battletech Novel, Icons of
War

And a all around nice guy!
Really!!


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Gryphonadmin
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Oct-28-20, 10:55 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Random Amusement"
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   >Watching what a sword or
>bladed weapon can do to a pig or hog carcass is sobering -- just
>because no one carries such weapons around these days doesn't mean
>they are any less lethal than they were centuries ago.....

"They did most of the good work with this. I'd like you to see what it does to a side of meat, because in hand-to-hand combat, that's all a man is."
- James Burke, Connections: A Personal View of Change episode 03: "Distant Voices" (1979)

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MoonEyes
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Dec-07-20, 09:53 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Random Amusement"
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   >just
>because no one carries such weapons around these days doesn't mean
>they are any less lethal than they were centuries ago.....

Slightly unsettling fact: up until about 1965, the coppers around here still carried sabers rather than truncheons/nightsticks, and they really only stopped that because they were a pain to get in and out of patrol cars with.
There's a deterrent for you.


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"Nobody Want Verdigris-Covered Balls!"


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