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MoonEyes
Member since Jun-29-03
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Oct-20-20, 03:42 PM (EST) |
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5. "RE: Random Amusement"
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Having been an utter sword-nerd since time immemorial, I offer you this: http://www.foxtail.nu/bjorn/fulaste.htm The page IS in Swedish, but the general idea of "Hideous/Silly swords" should sort of come through all the same. There's a whole set of pages, but since the site utilizes a "frame" layout, it's probably easier if you just add the numbers 2 through 7 just before the period. ...! Stoke Mandeville, Esq & The Victorian Ballsmiths "Nobody Want Verdigris-Covered Balls!" |
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Astynax
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Oct-20-20, 04:41 PM (EST) |
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6. "RE: Random Amusement"
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>Having been an utter sword-nerd since time immemorial, I offer you >this: > >http://www.foxtail.nu/bjorn/fulaste.htm > >The page IS in Swedish, but the general idea of "Hideous/Silly swords" >should sort of come through all the same. >There's a whole set of pages, but since the site utilizes a "frame" >layout, it's probably easier if you just add the numbers 2 through 7 >just before the period. Heh, it's like someone decided to actually forge the art from a multitude of RPG sourcebooks. Though I suppose a few of them could qualify as 'merely impractical' rather than 'more dangerous the the wielder than their opponent'.
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BobSchroeck
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Oct-28-20, 02:01 PM (EST) |
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10. "RE: Random Amusement"
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>Having been an utter sword-nerd since time immemorial, I offer you >this: > >http://www.foxtail.nu/bjorn/fulaste.htm > >The page IS in Swedish, but the general idea of "Hideous/Silly swords" >should sort of come through all the same. My hat's off to Google Translate for such an excellent job of getting this guy's disgust across in English: > "In the same spirit, we have a bunch of stainless steel kitchen knives > from Spanish Marto, suitable for barbarian wannabes. It is difficult to > decide which is the ugliest, so the whole bundle must be included. I > suspect that the designer overdosed on shitty heavy metal and worse > barbarian films in the 80's… I can only imagine how snarky it is in the original Swedish... -- Bob ------------------- My race is pacifist and does not believe in war. We kill only out of personal spite. |
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MoonEyes
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Oct-30-20, 06:26 AM (EST) |
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13. "RE: Random Amusement"
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That he as actually a pretty good translation, indeed. But yes, the snarkiness is high. "As your comment about the so-called Christmas katana sword, it is clear that you can associate gadgets with anything. For example, I have heard comments that Del Tin looks like overgrown cutlery. " Clearly from people who think that Christmas catanas are the most beautiful thing they have seen ;-) "As I said, taste is divided." Hellyeah. In good and bad taste ;-) ...! Stoke Mandeville, Esq & The Victorian Ballsmiths "Nobody Want Verdigris-Covered Balls!"
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