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edit it sit's on aside of the Frank Drebin memorably canal tow path

Of course, this being That Sort Of Show, they needn't bother, as Dave is almost certainly a part-time criminal mastermind for hire by the white-collar heist planners of several galactic sectors. It's not really his calling in life, that'd be the bonsai trees, but it keeps him mentally stimulated and it's bought a nice house for his dear old mum, so he can't really complain.

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

This also being The Other Sort Of Show, Dave is often the anonymous tip that leads to a breakthrough in the case, or has bland, unthreatening conversations that lead to a light-bulb moment for the detectives in the building. He just can't help himself sometimes.

Maybe he's a part-time criminal mastermind for Please Don't Show Them The Evidence, and that's his way of sticking it to the guy who's blackmailing him.

Peter Eng
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