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"Avalon 17 listing: 2409.12.29"
 
   Avalon County Entertainment System
Program Guide: TUESDAY, DECEMBER 29, 2409

AVALON BROADCASTING SYSTEM (CHANNEL 17)

18:00 [News] News Source 17 at 6

18:30 [News] ABS Evening News with Rei Tracy

19:00 [Comedy] M*A*S*H
The Late Captain Pierce - Hawkeye's father is erroneously notified of his death. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. (Repeat)

19:30 [Crime Drama] Dragnet
The Big Pilot - Zardon Judges Joe Friday and Bill Gannon solve crimes on the mean streets of Mega-City One. Chief Justice Haldane: Vasily Borodin. (Repeat)

20:00 [Sports] Iron Chef
Krayt Dragon Battle - Tuncer challenges Chen to see who can best prepare desert planet Tatooine's five-ton apex predator. Guest commentator: TV newscaster Nanami Jinnai. (Repeat)

21:00 [Sports] Iron Chef
Kraken Battle - Salusian arch-foodie Kalen Jerani demands a deep-sea rematch with Iron Chef Morisato. Guest commentator: teacher Eiko Rose. (Repeat)

22:00 [Sports] Iron Chef
Mi-Go Battle - Challenger HK-47 and Iron Chef Morimoto must subdue, then find creative ways of cooking, the fungi from Yuggoth. Guest commentator: security consultant Tramm Wigzell.

23:00 [News] NewsSource 17 at 11

23:30 [Talk] Late Night with Bobby Drake
Guests include filmmaker Chad Collier and extreme sports athlete/actor Xander Cage (The Crimson Lizard vs. xXx). Musical guests: The Uncanny X-Band.

00:30 [Sports] Wide World of Sports
Featured: Braalian magnoball, competition sanjutsu from Cargg, Autobot road-course racing. (Repeat)

02:30 [Movie] (**) Under the Tusken Suns
(Color; 2365) A depressed author (Iris de Chateaubriand) moves to Tatooine on a whim and finds a second chance at happiness among the savage Sand People. Dave: Shinichiro Ohta.

04:30 Paid Programming

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  RE: Avalon 17 listing: 2409.12.29 trigger Jul-22-04 1
     RE: Avalon 17 listing: 2409.12.29 EasternExile Jul-22-04 2
     RE: Avalon 17 listing: 2409.12.29 Zox Jul-22-04 3
     RE: Avalon 17 listing: 2409.12.29 PCHammerteam Jul-22-04 4
     RE: Avalon 17 listing: 2409.12.29 Gryphonadmin Jul-22-04 5
         RE: Avalon 17 listing: 2409.12.29 Offsides Jul-23-04 6
         RE: Avalon 17 listing: 2409.12.29 Dranger Jul-24-04 10
  RE: Avalon 17 listing: 2409.12.29 BobSchroeck Jul-23-04 7
     RE: Avalon 17 listing: 2409.12.29 Gryphonadmin Jul-23-04 8
         RE: Avalon 17 listing: 2409.12.29 j Jul-24-04 9
         RE: Avalon 17 listing: 2409.12.29 BobSchroeck Jul-24-04 11

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1. "RE: Avalon 17 listing: 2409.12.29"
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   >20:00 [Sports] Iron Chef
>Krayt Dragon Battle - Tuncer challenges Chen to see who can
>best prepare desert planet Tatooine's five-ton apex predator. Guest
>commentator: TV newscaster Nanami Jinnai. (Repeat)

<snicker> That's so perfect, esp. with Nanami as the commentator.


>21:00 [Sports] Iron Chef
>Kraken Battle - Salusian arch-foodie Kalen Jerani demands a
>deep-sea rematch with Iron Chef Morisato. Guest commentator: teacher
>Eiko Rose. (Repeat)

Always wondered what happened to Kalen...but what's with Eiko? Surely Iris or an Idol of some sort would be more appropriate; and isn't Iron Chef filmed in New Japan?


>22:00 [Sports] Iron Chef
>Mi-Go Battle - Challenger HK-47 and Iron Chef Morimoto must
>subdue, then find creative ways of cooking, the fungi from Yuggoth.
>Guest commentator: security consultant Tramm Wigzell.

??? HK-47? Is this a storm trooper? I also missed the s.c. refernce.


>23:00 [News] NewsSource 17 at 11
>
>23:30
[Talk] Late Night with Bobby Drake
>Guests include filmmaker Chad Collier and extreme sports athlete/actor
>Xander Cage (The Crimson Lizard vs. xXx). Musical guests: The
>Uncanny X-Band.

Convient that band, esp. as he's in it.


>
>02:30 [Movie] (**) Under the Tusken Suns
>(Color; 2365) A depressed author (Iris de Chateaubriand) moves to
>Tatooine on a whim and finds a second chance at happiness among the
>savage Sand People. Dave: Shinichiro Ohta.

>snicker> I missed it, but I could see it as an English Patient meets Star Wars, much less than that ridiculous Diane Lane fable.

t.

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2. "RE: Avalon 17 listing: 2409.12.29"
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   The references are:
>>22:00 [Sports] Iron Chef
>>Mi-Go Battle - Challenger HK-47 and Iron Chef Morimoto must
>>subdue, then find creative ways of cooking, the fungi from Yuggoth.
>>Guest commentator: security consultant Tramm Wigzell.
>
>??? HK-47? Is this a storm trooper? I also missed the s.c. refernce.

HK-47, the single most hilarious Assassin droid ever. HK-47 comes from Knights of the old Republic. Tramm Wigzell's involved with Cartoon Network and Justice League.

>
>>
>>02:30 [Movie] (**) Under the Tusken Suns
>>(Color; 2365) A depressed author (Iris de Chateaubriand) moves to
>>Tatooine on a whim and finds a second chance at happiness among the
>>savage Sand People. Dave: Shinichiro Ohta.
>

Under the Tuscan Sun is a not-bad movie where a depressed lady moves...guess where?


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3. "RE: Avalon 17 listing: 2409.12.29"
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   >>21:00 [Sports] Iron Chef
>>Kraken Battle - Salusian arch-foodie Kalen Jerani demands a
>>deep-sea rematch with Iron Chef Morisato. Guest commentator: teacher
>>Eiko Rose. (Repeat)
>
>Always wondered what happened to Kalen...but what's with Eiko? Surely
>Iris or an Idol of some sort would be more appropriate; and isn't Iron
>Chef filmed in New Japan?

Eiko is an idol. No, that's an injustice--she's hardly the disposable pop doll that the term "idol" implies. Eiko's a genuine star.

I mean, don't you watch Thunder Force? :)

Zox

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4. "RE: Avalon 17 listing: 2409.12.29"
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   >>21:00 [Sports] Iron Chef
>>Kraken Battle - Salusian arch-foodie Kalen Jerani demands a
>>deep-sea rematch with Iron Chef Morisato. Guest commentator: teacher
>>Eiko Rose. (Repeat)
>
>Always wondered what happened to Kalen...but what's with Eiko? Surely
>Iris or an Idol of some sort would be more appropriate; and isn't Iron
>Chef filmed in New Japan?

I doubt you'd be able to find anyone as knowledgable in the fine arts of wrangling something so stupendously larger than yourself, in addition to being prepared to answer the eternal question: "Well, I got it, now what do I do with it?"

- Lord Ilmartello!
"From where I'm sitting, this is now a battle against the clock! He'd better hurry and subdue that bad boy, because if the struggle takes too much longer all the best parts are gonna turn to asphalt from the internal strain!"


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5. "RE: Avalon 17 listing: 2409.12.29"
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   >Always wondered what happened to Kalen...but what's with Eiko? Surely
>Iris or an Idol of some sort would be more appropriate;

Eiko's reasonably famous from having been on Thunder Force, and is a well-known food fan.

>and isn't Iron Chef filmed in New Japan?

Tomodachi. New Japan is much too uptight and corporate to produce a program as wacky as Iron Chef.

HK-47, as someone else has already noted, is a droid from a video game. In the game, all he can do is translate, make snarky remarks, and kill things, but, as we see here, the UF version also does the cooking aboard the ship his master calls home. And, as more than one dockworker has learned to his chagrin, he's picky about how his galley gets restocked.

["Query: Which do you think we're going to use more of, meatbag? The coffee? Or the lard?"]

>>Musical guests: The Uncanny X-Band.
>
>Convient that band, esp. as he's in it.

Hey, some days you just can't be bothered to spend all day on the phone trying to line up a musical guest. :)

--G.
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Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/


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6. "RE: Avalon 17 listing: 2409.12.29"
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   >["Query: Which do you think we're going to use more of, meatbag?
>The coffee? Or the lard?"]
>
You've been watching "Down Periscope", haven't you :)

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10. "RE: Avalon 17 listing: 2409.12.29"
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   Heh, Methinks the Editor in chief likes the Iron Chef program.
^_^


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7. "RE: Avalon 17 listing: 2409.12.29"
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   >22:00 [Sports] Iron Chef
>Mi-Go Battle - Challenger HK-47 and Iron Chef Morimoto must
>subdue, then find creative ways of cooking, the fungi from Yuggoth.

Sorry, when I saw this I suddenly had an image of an anime called Yu-Mi-Go!...

I can't figure out, though, if the fungi are the players or the played...

-- Bob
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8. "RE: Avalon 17 listing: 2409.12.29"
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   >Yu-Mi-Go!...
>
>I can't figure out, though, if the fungi are the players or the
>played...

You know, it's funny you should mention this; every time I see a Yu-Gi-Oh! product, I find myself thinking it would make an excellent series of which to stage a vicious parody in a Call of Cthulhu campaign, preferably with Unspeakable Horrors emerging from the cards and eating the obnoxious teenage kids who thought they could control the hideous forces from beyond the stars.

Actually, that concept works pretty well when applied mentally to any of the 30-minute collectable-whatsit commercials.

--G.
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9. "RE: Avalon 17 listing: 2409.12.29"
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   >You know, it's funny you should mention this; every time I see a
>Yu-Gi-Oh! product, I find myself thinking it would make an
>excellent series of which to stage a vicious parody in a Call of
>Cthulhu campaign, preferably with Unspeakable Horrors emerging
>from the cards and eating the obnoxious teenage kids who thought they
>could control the hideous forces from beyond the stars.
>
>Actually, that concept works pretty well when applied mentally to any
>of the 30-minute collectable-whatsit commercials.

A-freakin'-men

j -_-


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11. "RE: Avalon 17 listing: 2409.12.29"
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   >You know, it's funny you should mention this; every time I see a
>Yu-Gi-Oh! product, I find myself thinking it would make an
>excellent series of which to stage a vicious parody in a Call of
>Cthulhu
campaign, preferably with Unspeakable Horrors emerging
>from the cards and eating the obnoxious teenage kids who thought they
>could control the hideous forces from beyond the stars.

<chuckle> I take it you've never seen a copy of "Pokethulhu", then?

-- Bob
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