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Gryphon
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"sotd, 06/23/2K3"
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LAST EDITED ON 06-24-03 AT 10:31 AM (EDT) On the Skrull homeworld in a secret laboratory They modified a chromosome and so begins the story Of a Skrull whose nearly impossible chore Is to battle and defeat the Fantastic Four He's Super-Skrull, incredible He's as geechy as Nietzsche and that's no bullThough to us he seems preposterous It's really not for us to just Pass a rash judgment on the Super-Skrull 'Cause his left arm can stretch like it's made out of plastic It's as elastic as Mr. Fantastic His right arm's got orange rocks for skin From the shoulder down he's as strong as big Ben Grimm He can turn one leg invisible Which really isn't all that practical Unless you're extremely gullible You won't get fooled by Super-Skrull His other leg is flammable (The same thing as inflammable) He crossed his legs and then he learned His invisible leg could still get burned Though his appearance is comical And raises many questions anatomical His features aren't as malleable As the features of his fellow Skrull From his hat down to his shoes He wears unstable molecules He's endorsing RC Cola Cruising chicks with Arnim Zola He's not even possible But what the hell, he's Super-Skrull He can't tie his shoes without an oven mitt And he has a hard time finding shirts that fit Painfully implausible Technically impossible Socks? He's got a closet full His favorite band is Jethro Tull He's not just any ordinary Skrull, he's Super-Skrull! - Ookla the Mok "Theme from Super-Skrull" Super Secret |
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Norgarth
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06-24-03, 10:07 AM (EDT) |
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1. "RE: sotd, 06/23/2K3"
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> - Ookla the Mok >"Theme from Super-Skrull" >Super Secret I'm not sure which is more odd, that song or that I know who Ookla the Mok is, what he looked like and the source material. 8P I thought that the Super-Skrull could manifest all of the FF's powers over his entire body. Or maybe that was a later development. Norgarth I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! |
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