> You don't like it?

Well, no, it's not that I'm not impressed. As reproductions of fictional artifacts go, it can honestly be described as nothing less than a stunning success. It does exactly what its fictional exemplar did. I agree that it represents a tremendous achievement in the field of... whatever you'd call something like that. And I recognize that you need to undertake little side projects of this kind from time to time as a sanity break - what you've got on your plate right now is some heavy, heavy work.

... I'm just not sure what use our field agents might have for a magic ring that, when twisted, instantly teleports the wearer to the nearest Burger King.

It's sure cool, though. I can't argue with that.