Every forum needs the odd sarcastic Englishman, and I am (hopefully) it.

Two out of three isn't bad - born and raised in Kent and I'm certainly odd...

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"She's old, she's lame, she's
barren too, // "She's not worth
feed or hay, // "But I'll give
her this," - he blew smoke at
me - // "She was something in
her day." -- Garnet Rogers,
Small Victory