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Gryphon
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Apr-12-03, 03:49 PM (EDT) |
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1. "BPGD: Wolfgang"
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Babylon Project Galactic Database Text Data Extraction Search: International Police Personnel Files Personnel Data: WOLFGANG SEARCH COMPLETE: APRIL 17, 2409Full name: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, 1756-1791 Also known as: Ireland's Regal of Prisoner's Base, the Beagle of the Lens Species: Domestic dog (Canis familiaris) Date of birth: September 2, 2402 Place of birth: Prisoner's Base, Avalon County, Zeta Cygni Height (at shoulder): 12" Weight: 35 lbs. Eyes: Brown Coat: Tan/white Adjusted Wolfe-DeKok Intelligence Index: 27 Date of IPO Induction: November 15, 2402 Division of service: International Police Space Force Grade: Ordinary Spaceman Test of Light administered: June 20, 2404 Other special qualifications/certifications: - Basic and Advanced Obedience Training, Avalon County Kennel Club - Canine Good Citizen, ACKC - International Police Organization Tactical Division Canine Security Patrol Certificate - IPO Tac Div Canine Search and Rescue Certificate - IPO Criminal Investigation Division Canine Contraband Detection Certificate - International Police Space Force Lifesaver's Medal, January 17, 2407 - IPSF Good Conduct Medal, January 17, 2407 Description: Wolfgang is an ordinary-looking tan-and-white beagle dog in the prime of life. He has an overbite. Like many beagles, he struggles with his weight, but his active life as an IPSF crewmember keeps him reasonably fit. He wears a black leather collar fitted with his Lens, which is red. Notes: Wolfgang was purchased from Prisoner's Base Kennels, a galactically known breeder of scent hounds such as beagles, foxhounds and bloodhounds, in 2402 as an early Christmas present for Chief of International Police Operations Benjamin D. "Gryphon" Hutchins by his wife, Kei Morgan. Though his parentage is distinguished, the dog known officially as Ireland's Regal of Prisoner's Base suffers from a significant overbite and an overlong back, traits which made him unsuitable for breeding or showing, but which matter not at all to his doting owner. Wolfgang, as he was dubbed by Gryphon's eldest daughter Kaitlyn (then age 13), became a well-known fixture around IPO Headquarters in New Avalon. The running joke around Headquarters was that Wolfgang was the Chief's top advisor on policy matters, especially those concerning the selection of field rations or the scheduling of mealtimes or rest periods. In the summer of 2404, IPO special quartermaster's consultant Skuld Ravenhair startled a good many people by awarding the dog a Lens, making him the first and so-far only non-sentient Lensman. When the IP Space Force was inaugurated in the fall of that year, the Lenshound accompanied his owner into the stars, becoming the ship's mascot of IPS Challenger, the IPSF flagship. He has served in that capacity ever since, acting as an ambassador of goodwill and promoting the sharing of snack foods throughout the galaxy. Many of the Prisoner's Base hounds find themselves neither shown nor kept as pets, but used as security or search dogs by various law enforcement and military agencies, including the International Police themselves. This part of Wolfgang's breeding has shown true; he may not be a show-quality dog in appearance, but his tracking and working instincts are top-notch and he is a highly intelligent dog - some say too intelligent, for his sharp wits give him a tendency to be wilful and stubborn which some consider excessive even for a hound. His natural hound mulishness is exacerbated by the fact that, when he wants to go in a different direction than his handler, Wolfgang is usually right. This can, when proven, occasionally make him intolerably smug. His sleepy demeanor and good nature sometimes obscure his practical training, which has come in handy many times in his career. In 2407 he was awarded the IPSF Lifesaver's Medal and Good Conduct Medal for saving the lives of two ambassadors to Babylon Station, G'Kron of Narn and Londo Mollari of the Centauri Republic, who got lost on a camping trip in the highlands of Bajor and would have frozen to death in a freak blizzard had the Beagle of the Lens not sniffed them out. The jokes about Wolfgang serving as the Chief's advisor may have some basis in fact, come to that. The Lenshound is renowned throughout the IPO as a masterful judge of character. He decides instantly whether to trust a new acquaintance, and his calls on the matter have proven almost invariably correct, sometimes to the chagrin of would-be infiltrators of the IPO or Babylon Foundation. He has, for instance, a great and abiding hostility toward Alfred Bester, a Federation Psi Cop who has visited Babylon 6 several times and caused some manner of difficulty each time, and a marked fondness for Captain Utena Tenjou, commander of the IPO Irregular Projects flagship, IPS Valiant. Present assignment: Wolfgang serves as the ship's mascot and unofficial command advisor to the International Police Space Force flagship, IPS Challenger. End of Data Extract thank you for using the Babylon Project Galactic Database |
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Offsides
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Apr-12-03, 05:46 PM (EDT) |
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2. "RE: BPGD: Wolfgang"
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I love it! Thanks for yet another piece of otherwise unimportant trivia that makes the UFVerse so much fun to visit :) Offsides I have looked into the abyss, and the abyss looked also back into me. Neither of us liked what we saw. EPU RCW #π #include <stdsig.h> |
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E_M_Lurker
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Apr-12-03, 05:48 PM (EDT) |
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3. "RE: BPGD: Wolfgang"
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Ah, the Beagle has landed... now all he needs is a doghouse with the flight characteristics of a Sopwith Camel. ^.^ >the first and so-far only non-sentient Lensman. (twitch) All right, I'm sorry for being so damn pedantic, but EVERYONE gets this wrong--even the Big Red Truck--and once in a while I have to rant about it. Dogs are sentient. Deer are sentient. Rabbits, lizards, even goldfish are sentient: they are aware of themselves and their surroundings. Insects might or might not be, depending on how much you think they depend on raw programming. Plants: probably not. PEOPLE are SAPIENT. (In addition, of course, to being sentient.) --Sam Ashley "Clowns were never meant to be so--big!" The Evil Midnight Lurker what Lurks at Midnight (YEAH BABY!) Warrior Chef--Avatar of Virtue--The Muse of Deep Left Field |
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Gryphon
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Apr-12-03, 07:10 PM (EDT) |
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4. "RE: BPGD: Wolfgang"
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>All right, I'm sorry for being so damn pedantic, I'm getting tired of people opening with this kind of statement. If you were sorry for it, you wouldn't do it. Just get to the damn point. >but EVERYONE gets >this wrong--even the Big Red Truck--and once in a while I have to rant >about it. > >Dogs are sentient. It is somewhat debatable whether dogs have unstructured consciousness, which is one of the several definitions of "sentient". On the other hand, it could be argued that dogs are sapient, that is, "having great wisdom and discernment". The real-life dog on whom Wolfgang is based is an alarmingly accurate judge of character. In addition, he has his priorities in order in a way I see in very few of the humans which surround me on a daily basis. If this doesn't float your linguistic boat, and if you are unswayed by the weight of common usage (which is, admittedly, often used as a catch-all for things that should more accurately be called "wrong"), then you may force me to say that, by the 25th century, "sentient" means what Optimus Prime meant it to mean, because he's one of the most important figures of his age. And you don't want me to do that, do you? In other words, find someone else to lecture. I dash off an entertaining little biography of a fictional dog based on my real-life pet, and I get a freaking English lesson. I tell ya, some days it's a wonder I don't just shut this server off and go back to bed. --G. -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor in Chief, Netadmin Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/
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E_M_Lurker
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Apr-12-03, 09:48 PM (EDT) |
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5. "RE: BPGD: Wolfgang"
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*slams head against wall repeatedly* ...sometimes you have to wonder: 'why the hell did I just say that?' 'what was I thinking?' 'why did I push the button marked "PLEASE DO NOT PRESS"?' That comes up with me a lot. Gomen nasai, Gryphon-sama, and I'll refrain from overbearing unpleasantness in future. ...and that is one cool doggie. --Sam Ashley "I'll make short work of him with my envelope gun!" The Evil Midnight Lurker what Lurks at Midnight (YEAH BABY!) Warrior Chef--Avatar of Virtue--The Muse of Deep Left Field |
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ClassicDrogn
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Apr-13-03, 00:50 AM (EDT) |
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6. "RE: BPGD: Wolfgang"
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>That comes up with me a lot. Gomen nasai, Gryphon-sama, and I'll (facepalm) I think you should know hat Gryphon doesn't much like getting suffixed, or 'fanboy japanese' in general... Of course, I didn't know either until he yelled at me about it back when I first showed up. - CD, hoping not to offend while hoping to prevent offense
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Gryphon
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Apr-13-03, 01:37 AM (EDT) |
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7. "RE: BPGD: Wolfgang"
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>>That comes up with me a lot. Gomen nasai, Gryphon-sama, and I'll > >(facepalm) I think you should know hat Gryphon doesn't much like >getting suffixed, or 'fanboy japanese' in general...Sigh. I'm sort of ignoring this entire subthread in hopes that the whole thing will just drop before anyone does anything else that pushes any buttons. --G. -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor in Chief, Netadmin Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/
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