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"Things Haywire is Not Allowed to Do"
 
   (spun off from the General Order 13 thread)

Okay, here's eighteen to start with. Please add on. And remember, Mark exists in real life as well. Keep it somewhat clean.

1: "Eat flaming death!" may be an appropriate way to taunt your enemies in a dogfight. It is not an appropriate way to taunt your squadron mates on Chili Night.
2: Stipulated: Unless Zoner made the chili.
3: Not allowed to put the CO on the Officer's Mess duty roster.
4: Caffeine is not a long-term substitute for sleep.
5: If you see the XO walking by in a tutu claiming to be the Tooth Fairy, you haven't had enough sleep.
6: Not allowed to exceed 90 words per minute.
7: Yes, we know you have Omega-2, but even that has limits. If your blood sugar exceeds 350, you're grounded--and forbidden from eating Oreos for a week.
8: No ordering pizza over the general combat freq.
9: No ordering pizza via the air boss.
10: Okay, you know what? Land first, order later.
11: _Tale Spin_ is not a training video.
12: The techniques you learned from "I, Mudd" do not work on any Genom products. Try shooting them.
13: Not allowed to lock self in the bathroom and complain about your impending demise.
14: Not allowed to use cameras in any bathroom.
15: Your ship's missiles are non-sentient explosive devices designed to home in on the targets you assign them to and detonate. They are not sentient robots with a death wish.
16: Not allowed to replace tool bays in astromech droid with Illudium PU-36 and eject it as a mine for trailing enemies. The artoos _hate_ that.
17: Using your valkyrie to fly up to the windows of 10-forward and wave at the ladies there will not make any points with them.
18: Ever.

--rR


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   RE: Things Haywire is Not Allowed to Do Gryphonadmin Feb-10-13 1
      RE: Things Haywire is Not Allowed to Do remandeteam Feb-10-13 2
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              RE: Things Haywire is Not Allowed to Do remandeteam Feb-10-13 4
                  RE: Things Haywire is Not Allowed to Do Peter Eng Feb-10-13 5
                      RE: Things Haywire is Not Allowed to Do Gryphonadmin Feb-10-13 6
          RE: Things Haywire is Not Allowed to Do Egak Feb-11-13 15
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                  RE: Things Haywire is Not Allowed to Do Matrix Dragon Feb-12-13 17
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          RE: Things Haywire is Not Allowed to Do PCHammerteam Feb-14-13 27
          RE: Things Haywire is Not Allowed to Do MoonEyes Mar-26-13 35
              RE: Things Haywire is Not Allowed to Do JFerio Mar-26-13 36
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