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Gryphon
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Aug-25-08, 02:01 PM (EDT) |
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"out-of-band image of the day"
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Ladies and gentlemen, a special announcement. In tonight's performance, due to illness, the part of the Vorlons will be played by... the Daleks. Akio looked after them for a moment, deeply bemused. Then he turned to head the other way - and pulled up sharply as he nearly collided with an even weirder figure. He couldn't even tell just what this one -was-. It was just a mechanical shape, about five feet high and roughly cylindrical, with stubby, asymmetrical "arms" jutting from the front (one apparently a weapon, the other ending in a sucker- manipulator) and a turretlike head sporting one softly glowing blue "eye" on a periscope/stalk-like affair at the front. Dalek Ambassador Kosh Neranek gazed silently at the Fallen Prince for a few moments, then spoke. As always, his voice was a harsh mechanical grating sound issuing from a speaker grille set on the front of his armored casing, between his two arms. <<YOU DO NOT BE-LONG HERE!>> said Kosh. Akio blinked, then summoned his haughtiest look and replied, "I happen to be an invited guest." Kosh's eyestalk swung back and forth, just once, the Dalek somehow imparting to the gesture an utter finality. <<YOU ARE THE BLACK PRINCE!>> he said. He moved slowly closer, gliding silently over the ground, and the baleful blank glow of his one green blue seemed to look right through Akio. <<YOU ARE AN E-NE-MY OF THE DA-LEKS!>> Kosh declared. Then he moved closer still, until his sucker arm was almost touching Akio's chest. The iris of his eye widened to its fullest extent as he inclined his eyestalk upward to look the Fallen full in the face and intoned, <<YOU WILL BE EX-TER-MI-NA-TED!!>>
... and mayhem ensues. --G. -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Admin Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/ Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam. |
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twipper
Member since Jan-8-03
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Aug-25-08, 02:38 PM (EDT) |
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1. "RE: out-of-band image of the day"
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Its bad enough that you break me hard enough for the people in the offices on either side of came a looking. Its worse when they go looking for a straight jacket when I have NO hope of explaining the punchline. That sir, was well done.
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trigger
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Sep-01-08, 12:45 PM (EDT) |
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4. "RE: out-of-band image of the day"
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I swear, y'all should do the Jackie Chan thing, and put the outtakes at the end. This is brilliant. t. thanks you for making the last day of vacation marvelous. Trigger Argee trigger_argee@hotmail.com Manon, Maccadon, Orado, etc. Denton, never leave home without it. "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." - HST |
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Croaker
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Sep-05-08, 09:10 PM (EDT) |
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5. "RE: out-of-band image of the day"
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*twitch* *twitch* *twitch* ... ... *shatter* -- Croaker RCW #mc2 "When in doubt, shoot something. Preferably the enemy." |
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