At the end of "Duelists of the Rose" I found my self laughing hysterically as I ran into this in the credit section; which I had never taken the time to read before. The DS does a weird text wrap function. In my opinion the best part is when you get to Ein.

Eyrie Productions, Unlimited She had hair like Jeanie Shrimpton
Presented
Back in 1965
UNDOCUMENTED FEATURES
She had legs that never ended
FUTURE IMPERFECT
I was halfway paralyzed
-Symphony of the Sword-
She was tall and cool and pretty
Fourth Movement:
And she dressed as black as coal
Duelists of the Rose If
She asked me to a murder
I would gladly lose my soul
The Cast
(In order of appearance)
Now I lie in bed and think of her
The Hon. J. Maurice MacEchearn
Sometimes I even weep
Claudia Montaigne
Then I dream of her
Azalynn dv'Ir Natashkan
Behind the wall of sleep
Amanda Elektra Dessler
Kaitlyn Hutchins
Well she held a bass guitar
Utena Tenjou
And she was playing in a band
Corwin Ravenhair
And she stood just like Bill Wyman
R. Dorothy Wayneright
Now I am her biggest fan
Miki Kaoru
Now I know I'm one of many
Devlin Carter
Who would like to be your friend
Kyouichi Saionji
And I've got to find a way
G'Kron
To let you know I'm not like them
Lesser Mazinger
Tiny Robo
Now I lie in bed and think of her
Roland Tiefeld
Sometimes I even weep
Clarice Garwood
Then I dream of her
Aaron Harris
Behind the wall of sleep
Elizabeth Broadbank
T'skaia Vorokoshiga'ar
Now I lie in bed and think of her
Ixtixtaaqitl't'chlVraihelt Ishkarat Sometimes I
even weep
Harcourt M. Mckenzie
Then I dream of her
Janice Barlow
Behind the wall if sleep
Juri Arisugawa
Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
Got your number from a friend of mine
Ein
Who lives in your home town
Megazone
Called you up to have a drink
Verthandi Wishbringer Morisato your
roommate said you weren't around
Mia Ausa
Now I know I'm one of many
Nall Silverclaw
Who would like to be your friend

And I've got to find a way
Shaper of worlds
To let you know I'm not like them
Benjamin D. Hutchins

Now I lie in bed and think of her
Usual Suspects
Sometimes I even weep
The Usual Suspects
Then I dream of her

Behind the wall of sleep
Idea Men
Behind the wall of sleep
John Trussell
Behind the wall of sleep
MegaZone
Behind the wall of sleep.

I have a few more of the stories and all of them have their amusing moments in the credits.

>Got your number from a friend of mine.

Oh yeah? Who?

>Ein.

How'd he get my -- never mind.

>Who lives in your home town -- Megazone?

I doubt it, I hear he's from back East.

>Called you up to have a drink,
>Verthandi Wishbringer Morisato; your
>roommate said you weren't around.

I'm not Bell, but thanks. What roommate?

>Mia Ausa.

I -wish- she was my roommate. You sure you didn't get the wrong number?

>Now I know I'm one of many,
>Nall Silverclaw,
>Who would like to be your friend...

I'm not Nall, either, but sure, we can be friends.

>
>And I've got to find a way,
>Shaper of worlds,

Hey, wait, that's -not- my title...

>To let you know I'm not like them,
>Benjamin D. Hutchins.

I'm not -him- either!

>
>Now I lie in bed and think of her
>Usual Suspects

*snorrrk*

--sofaspud
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I'm crazy for this girl Rob Shannon
I'm crazy for this girl... MegaZone

Hm.