(Atlas Park, 9:05 PM. A group of Heroes enter a Ground Level Access chamber of the Paragon City sewer system. The Scrapper charges into the nearest group of Vahzilok Cadavers. Cursing, the Controller starts trying to get them locked down while the Blaster starts doing what he does best. At the back of the group, a man in a plain white jumpsuit and Freedom Phalanx ballcap hangs back and addresses the camera.)

Mike Rowe: My name is Mike Rowe, and this...

(A glob of Cadaver vomit splashes Mike's chest and starts sizzling into the material of his jumpsuit. He grimaces in pain and distaste.)

Mike Rowe: ... is my job.

(Montage: Short clips of Mike and the group of Heroes he's accompanying, doing various disgusting things - fighting Hydra in the brackish waters of Everett Lake, slogging through the fouled canals of Crey's Folly, scraping Hamidon goo out of their hair in the hospital after a Yellow Dawn, etc. - in the performance of various heroic duties.)

Mike Rowe (voiceover): I explore Paragon City looking for Heroes who aren't afraid to get dirty: hard-working men, women, magical creatures, aliens, androids, and everything in between, who earn an honest living doing the kinds of jobs that make civilized life possible for the rest of us.

(Back to the sewer, where the team is barely holding its own against the Cadavers when a patrol rounds the corner, taking the team by surprise. The Scrapper goes down. Mike winces, brushes acid vomit from his jumpsuit, and turns his cap around backward.)

Mike Rowe: Now get ready - to get dirty!

(Mike unleashes a Sonic Blast Howl, taking down one of the charging Reapers, then starts belatedly putting Sonic Barrier bubbles on his teammates. Roll opening titles.)