(15:36) <Ardaniel> Rob and I are writing Stanley Kubrick's Harry Potter Movie
(15:36) <Ardaniel> with bonus Scorsese elements
(15:38) <Ardaniel> Draco as a coke-snorting Death Eater
(15:38) <Ardaniel> Snape as the Gunny
(15:39) <Ardaniel> Leo DiCaprio as the tormented Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher outrunning his undercover Auror past
(15:41) <Ardaniel> Neville as Private Pyle
(15:42) <wedge> snrk
(15:42) <Ardaniel> the Weasley twins running around in the masks from Eyes Wide Shut
(15:42) <Ardaniel> Ron and Harry splitting up the Private Joker role
(15:45) <Ardaniel> Hagrid running around all "HEEERE'S JOHNNY!"
(15:47) <Ash-3> The Sorting Hat is HAL 9000. :)
(15:49) <Lanthinel> "What are you doing, Dumbledore?"
(15:51) <Z-Gryphon> "I know I've made a few bad decisions lately, but I really think you should sit down, have a chocolate frog, and think things over."
(15:52) <Ash-3> And Hermoine is who, Nicole Kidman's character in Eyes Wide Shut?
(15:52) <Ardaniel> probably
(15:53) <Ash-3> Is Voldemort or Dumbledore Dr. Strangelove? :)
(15:53) <Ardaniel> Voldemort.
(15:55) <Ash-3> Mad Eye Moody is Slim Pickens' character from Dr. Strangelove. :)
(15:59) <Slarti> "Harry... Haaaaarry... Give me your annnnswer dooo..."
(16:01) <Ash-3> Sirius Black is De Niro's character in Taxi Driver. :)
(16:03) <Z-Gryphon> "Hey. Is your name Lucius? Is your name Lucius? Suck on this." <KABLAM>
(16:03) <Slarti> "Ron, me droogy, it's time fer a little uv the olllll' ultra-violence."
(16:04) <Slarti> "I love the smell of Avada in the morning..."
(16:04) <Z-Gryphon> (I know it has nothing to do with Kubrick or Scorsese, but I find myself with the inescapable image of Ron saying to Harry,
(16:04) <Z-Gryphon> "I want you. To hit me. As hard as you can.")

Ard Sumhenner
that Janice chick
Usual Suspect and general menace

Oh GAH! *falls over*

"Open the Chamber of Secrets, Hat."
"I'm afraid I can't do that, Harry."