LAST EDITED ON Jun-20-13 AT 08:36 PM (EDT)
No, no. Strax isn't the king of anything, except possibly the Ohtori Institute infirmary.* Besides, Sontarans aren't really potatoes. They're filled with martial fury and aggression, not delicious starch.
In terms of the potentates of edible states, the IPO's most promising negotiations right now are with the Candy Kingdom.
* "Keep still, human scum! How do you expect me to stop the bleeding if you keep thrashing?!"
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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.