>Well, now you're just being stupid.
I plead mental impairment. You made me read about people mistreating delicious noodles, man!
Trigger tag that shit. :)
"Michael Sandero, starting quarterback for the Night Vale Scorpions, has reportedly grown a second head. It is not currently known whether this is a result of the previously reported lightning strike, or just another odd coincidence in the kidís odd life."