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Gryphon
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Sep-08-13, 07:26 PM (EDT) |
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"(last teaser) S5M6 TbS2 What's Past Is Prologue"
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Stand by for action, probably sometime in the next couple-three days.
A moment later one of the waitresses, a middle-aged Water Tribeswoman with a beaming smile, appeared, greeting them (as she had when they'd entered) like heroes returning from a long war. "Welcome back!" she said cheerfully to Corwin. "Been a long time. What can I get you?" Corwin smiled and said, "Long indeed, Nelqa. Good to be back at last." He picked up a menu card from the little wooden box of them in the middle of the table and glanced down it, confirming his suspicion that nothing much had changed. "I think I - " he began, and then Korra interrupted him with an elbow. "Super Noodle Bowl," she prompted. " - What?" "Super Noodle Bowl," Korra repeated mischievously. Corwin regarded her with an entirely fake expression of cool appraisal and replied, "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a challenge?" Korra responded to this with nothing more than a slightly devilish grin, so Corwin turned back to Nelqa and said, "I'll have the Super Noodle Bowl. And some of those fried dumplings." "And for you, Avatar?" Nelqa asked, playing the game to perfection. "D'you know, I think I'll have the Super Noodle Bowl," said Korra, as if she'd just thought of it. The Super Noodle Bowl turned out to be just about what it said: a large wooden bowl, mostly full of Narook's signature green seaweed- infused noodles, with some hot chickenshark broth poured over them and a few chopped scallions scattered on top. Corwin's and Korra's arrived together mere moments later, placed simultaneously in front of them both by a broadly smiling Nelqa, who informed the others that their own orders would be out soon. "Ready to lose, rocketboy?" asked Korra as she snapped her chopsticks apart and prepared to dig in. Doing the same, Corwin rolled his eyes and intoned in a deeper- than-usual voice, "Your powers are weak, old woman." "Ohh, it's on now," said Korra, grinning. "Right then!" Corwin said, picking up his bowl with his free hand. Korra did likewise; they glanced at each other with matching wicked little smiles, and then Corwin warned the others at the table, "This isn't going to be big on dignity." And indeed it wasn't: for the name of the game with Super Noodle Bowl Challenge appeared to be eating all the noodles in the bowl in a single uninterrupted go, and the one viable strategy for that was to shovel up the biggest possible wad of them with the chopsticks and then slurp as if the fate of the galaxy were at stake. People at neighboring tables paused to look, some craning their necks. Had it gone on for more than the few seconds it took, Anne suspected betting pools might have started. The tail end of Corwin's noodles vanished with a final, broth- shedding flick perhaps half a second before Korra's. With all that on board, he barely had room to chew, but chew he did, putting paid to a whole bowl-load of green pasta in record time. Swallowing with a look of triumph, he tipped his head back and poured the remaining broth down after it, then banged the bowl down on the table and cried, "HA! I win." Korra, still chewing, gave him a venomous look made doubly comical by her bulging cheeks, then finished off her own bowl at a less frantic pace and put the empty down next to his. "This is no longer a fair competition," she declared petulantly. "Look at the size of your jaw!" Corwin cocked a hand theatrically next to his ear. "What's that I hear? It sounds like the faint and distant mewling of someone who has LOST."
--G. -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Mod Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/ zgryphon at that email service Google has Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam. |
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Mercutio
Member since May-25-13
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Sep-08-13, 08:15 PM (EDT) |
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1. "RE: (last teaser) S5M6 TbS2 What's Past Is Prologue"
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I feel like immediately after this, one of their tablemates would point out to both of them that they'd just basically wasted a couple bowls of incredibly delicious noodles (because seriously, I doubt either of them tasted much on the way down) and probably ruined the remainder of their appetites purely in order to look awesome and show off. ... okay, sure, fair trade, but still. :) -Merc Keep Rat "Coach Nazr Al Mujahib told reporters he’s particularly excited for the progress junior quarterback Michael Sandero made during the off-season, after that sentient lightning bolt struck him and give him the strength of two jeeps and the intelligence of a heavily concussed Rene Descartes." |
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Mercutio
Member since May-25-13
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Sep-09-13, 00:25 AM (EDT) |
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8. "RE: (last teaser) S5M6 TbS2 What's Past Is Prologue"
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>Well, now you're just being stupid. I plead mental impairment. You made me read about people mistreating delicious noodles, man! Trigger tag that shit. :) -Merc Keep Rat "Michael Sandero, starting quarterback for the Night Vale Scorpions, has reportedly grown a second head. It is not currently known whether this is a result of the previously reported lightning strike, or just another odd coincidence in the kid’s odd life."
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JeanneHedge
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Sep-08-13, 09:35 PM (EDT) |
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6. "RE: (last teaser) S5M6 TbS2 What's Past Is Prologue"
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> Corwin cocked a hand theatrically next to his ear. "What's >that >I hear? It sounds like the faint and distant mewling of someone who >has >LOST." "The one is -whining-," he said, his tone colder still. "The one is wasting my -time-." He folded his arms. "This matter is now concluded. Jeanne
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SpottedKitty
Member since Jun-15-04
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Sep-08-13, 11:35 PM (EDT) |
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7. "RE: (last teaser) S5M6 TbS2 What's Past Is Prologue"
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LAST EDITED ON Sep-08-13 AT 11:37 PM (EDT) > Doing the same, Corwin rolled his eyes and intoned in a >deeper-than-usual voice, "Your powers are weak, old woman." Come on, be fair, it's oh-dark-thirty over on this side of the Pond, if I laugh the way that line deserves (because I can hear the voice perfectly), I'll wake up the whole street and scare the neighbours' cats. Looking forward to the rest of it, whenever your Muse cooperates. -- Unable to save the day: File is read-only. |
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BobSchroeck
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Sep-09-13, 10:00 AM (EDT) |
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12. "RE: (last teaser) S5M6 TbS2 What's Past Is Prologue"
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>...I read that as the year at first and was about to ask if the Great >Soup Wars of the 2200s wiped out pho as we know it.Well, after the Soup Nazis invaded and supplanted all local broth-based cuisine with Eintöpfe on pain of death... <grin> -- Bob ------------------- My race is pacifist and does not believe in war. We kill only out of personal spite. |
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