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Pattrick

"Jihad-free is the way for me."
PS: When's my match? ;)

Dilbert: Would you like some chicken, Bob?
Bob The Dinosaur: I told you I'm a vegetarian. I eat vegetables.
D: How about fish? Do you eat fish?
BtD: Fish are not vegetables.
D: How about clams. Do you eat clams?
BtD: No, but you're starting to look good.

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-Pasha
"I invented Warp Drive, whatta ya got?"
"I'm the Norse God of Mecha."
"Well, I guess you win then."
(Hint: Vegetarians wouldn't eat a turducken, 'cause a) It's meat, and b) Even if they *did* eat meat...eww...)

Dan Wisner, are you watching? This is why I didn't remove Rule 5 after Thanksgiving. Because I knew that the instant I did some, some pea-brain would ask this question.

>And I missed why it was deemed evil.

Because it's fucking disgusting, you moron! It said so right in the rule!

Iesu Christu, I give up.

>Seems like a good thing to have for a large group of vegatarians

Think before you say things like this. It should be obvious that vegatarians - as their name implies! - eat only Chevrolet Vegas. They wouldn't have much use for poultry. (Admittedly, the Vega was a turkey of a car, and pretty chickenshit to boot, but even so.)

Other groups which wouldn't eat it include vegetarians (who don't eat the flesh of animals), vegans (who don't eat anything that isn't a plant), and anyone with an aversion to salmonellosis.

>BTW what is a "Poofter"?

http://sexylosers.keenspace.com/138.html

--G.
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Gryph, it must be asked, what side of who's bed did you wake up on this morning?

>>Seems like a good thing to have for a large group of vegatarians
>
>Think before you say things like this. It should be obvious that
>vegatarians - as their name implies! - eat only Chevrolet Vegas. They
>wouldn't have much use for poultry. (Admittedly, the Vega was a
>turkey of a car, and pretty chickenshit to boot, but even so.)
>
>Other groups which wouldn't eat it include vegetarians (who don't eat
>the flesh of animals), vegans (who don't eat anything that isn't a
>plant), and anyone with an aversion to salmonellosis.
>

Typo humor aside, this was my first thought upon seeing the thing as well (I'm antagonistic to most vegetarians that aren't under doctor's orders to be so, especially since that nutrition class I took where even the professor, who was an -advocate- of a vegetable heavy diet, admitted that getting all necessary nutrition from vegetable matter alone is both highly difficult and unlikely for anyone not taught which items to eat ahead of time).

	-={(Astynax)}=- "Sorry, it's one of those things that rubs the wrong nerve, it will be spoken of no more"

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Unemployed netadmin seeking job... so what else is new?
EPU RCW #π
#include <stdsig.h>

Rule 6: There is no... rule 6 joke.

-- Bob
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Do not taunt Happy Fun Baal.

The first rule of Project Mayhem is: YOU DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS!

Blessed be.
-n
(That was the second most fucked up movie I've ever seen.)
((Rocky Horror was worse.))
(((They were both things of great beauty.)))

"If this is your first time at Greek Club, you must Greek"? That doesn't make sense at all.

--Firefly
(who's never seen the movie either and so might have missed something)

Obscure late 70's-early 80's slang reference. Not accessible to persons under twenty-three years of age. Don't worry about it.

Mike Thedford
Dark Nation
Dictator at Large

Pattrick

"Jihad-free is the way for me."
:)

Quite possibly the most fitting thing you've ever typed.

	Chad Collier J. Random Pixel Pusher Digital Domain RCW #1138

That's positively barbaric. :)

-TVH
".... Cum catapultae proscripti erunt tum proscipti catapultas habebunt...."

Not knowing latin...but understanding some of the latin based languages...I can only get something about 'launching forbidden things' from this...and babelfish doesn't translate latin. :)

Edited because I can't type today.

Tom 'Dreamshadow' Tjarks
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Giant Robot faces unnamed monster, without weapons.
'What are you going to do now!?!?' 'File a Damage Claim!!!'
Terrestrial Defence Force: DAI-GUARD

You're close.... but it's more of the launcher that's forbidden. There is a similiar parable that gets raised by the gun-rights activists every time the US government looks like it is going to restrict gun ownership.

-TVH
".... Cum catapultae proscripti erunt tum proscipti catapultas habebunt...."

Roughly, "If catapults are outlawed, then only outlaws will have catapults."

--G.
nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
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Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor in Chief, Netadmin
Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/

And, ah, what does this say?

--Firefly
(I really need to start taking some Latin lessons, dammit)

"If you do not give me all the money, I will hurl an enormous rock at your head." It's what comes after "catapultam habeo" ("I have a catapult") on ancient Roman bank holdup notes.

--G.
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Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor in Chief, Netadmin
Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/

I have no idea if that's actually what it says....

But -OH!-, what a -line-!

Blessed be.
-n

No! We do not talk about Fight Club!

Mike Thedford
Dark Nation
Dictator at Large

How many times?