And all you need is one good reason
One good reason you don't believe
You want a mapped-out blank existence
So you don't feel stupid before you leave

Everybody's here but nobody showed up
A is for apathy, for apathy, for apathy
A is for apathy, for apathy, for apathy

For apathy
For apathy
For apathy

For apathy
For apathy
For apathy

I wanna be the richest American
I wanna live out on the street
So many reasons to just do nothin'
To walk around like you're out on your feet

Everybody's here but nobody showed up
Everybody's here but nobody showed up
A is for apathy, for apathy, for apathy
A is for apathy, for apathy, for apathy

Just do nothin'

A is for apathy, for apathy, for apathy
A is for apathy, for apathy, for apathy
A is for apathy, for apathy, for apathy
A is for apathy, for apathy, for apathy

Green says go
Blood red stop
You gotta hit the bottom before you hit the top
So make the call
Which side you're on
Back with the weak or down with the strong

- PowerMan 5000
"A Is for Apathy"
Transform (2003)

Also: You can find a spoken version of the first issue of The Iron Age, "Meet Interesting Singles in Your Area", here.