"Hey, check it out. I've got a fan club.""What? You're so full of crap."
"No, totally. Look. On New Japan. They've got a website and everything."
"... 'www.ilovefremzy.nj'. Who's Fremzy?"
"Shut up! You don't have a fan club."
"Yeah, pardon me while I go reserve 'iloverunble.nj'."
"Shut up!"