Slick, don't make me beat you with a duct-taped Asuka. You wouldn't like it.

-Michael

Neither would Asuka, and if she ever got loose, you'd regret it too.

--G.
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A Scadian heavy? I like the sound of that... something about all these testosterone knight wannabese getting knocked on their shields by a lady rather apeals to my funnybone.

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Vaughn doesn't know I exist. I guess this explains why the rest of reality keeps ignoring me as well. >_<

Heh...mine too. I love it when they come up later to tell me that they either a) let me win, because of some vague chivialrous crap, or b) I'm taking advantage of my gender to do things males couldn't get away with. What those are remain a mystery.

...but they *do* make such a nifty clatter when they land on their asses...

I'll have to tell you the legend of the plexiglass breastplate someday ^_^

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Please do... this sounds like a Good One!!! :)

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Vaughn doesn't know I exist. I guess this explains why the rest of reality keeps ignoring me as well. >_<

No shit, there I was.....::smacks self::

At any rate, legend has it (by large hairy men out in the August sun for days on end with heavy metal suits taking multiple head shots) that there's a lady heavy from Midrealm, who has a plexiglass breastplate. Yes, I'm well aware of how unlikly this is. Now siddown and listen to the rest of it.

Anyway, she fights sword and board (shield for the rest of the world), and she runs up to a male target, opens her defense to flash the poor hapless soul, and while he's in a state of stunned drooling, clubs him like a handicapped baby seal, then she's gone, back into the mists of legend...or homemade jumgle juice, depending. Now, the rumor mill has even cranked out names, but oddly enough, nobody's seen her and taken a picture. Go figure. So, that's the Loch Ness Monster of Pennsic. We won't get into the "real" monster they float onto Cooper's lake for the event...

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~*~Who looks at shields and giggles~*~

Ow. Snarfing beer bad. Thanks ever so, Gryph. ;)

--Michael

Hey, you yourself said that under the right circumstances, Asuka is a weapon...
-Eliot "It's still a bad plan, though" Lefebvre
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We're only given a little time in our lives to waste. Make the most of it.
Electronic Transcendence Productions
Producer of, um, stuff for an unspecified time-period.
Thoughts of the moment, and such

Not duct-taped, you fool!

No, no! She's like an arrow! Point, apply proper motivation, release!

"Hey, Asuka, did you hear that LostFactor said you had thunder-thighs?"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAT????"
<carnage results>

See, like that.

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Geoff Depew - Mephron
Haberdasher to Androids, Malakite of Lightning and Angel of Tech Support Professionals
(They won't give me LARTs, they say that's restricted to Michael.)

. . .

Come over here, Mephron. I don't need redheads to do my fighting for me. >;>
-Eliot "Just you, and me, and my GUARDS!!!" Lefebvre
-=()=-
We're only given a little time in our lives to waste. Make the most of it.
Electronic Transcendence Productions
Producer of, um, stuff for an unspecified time-period.
Thoughts of the moment, and such

Heh, I've got better Mephron.

"I can't believe people say those kind of things about you Lina."
"Huh?"
"Mephron just said that you and Naga were a couple."
"WHAT!?!"
<Mass destruction, probably a Giga Slave or five>

Now that's a weapon.

Matrix Dragon

"Hey look! I've got a Minmei doll!"

--rR

So long as it doesn't sing, we're okay.

-- Sean --

http://www.thebrokenlink.org The Broken Link 4.0 is live!
"All tribal myths are true, for a given value of 'true'." -- Terry Pratchett
Follow my random thoughts
Follow my creative process

Bastard,

<SHATTER>

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Geoff Depew - Mephron
Haberdasher to Androids, Malakite of Lightning and Angel of Tech Support Professionals
(They won't give me LARTs, they say that's restricted to Michael.)

Fan :/
Who has to work on Access stuff now and is is lost

Nono lovey...just you. ::looks over his shoulder at the flying screaming duct-taped redhead:: Might wanna duck.

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Baby? How many times have I told you that it's *not right to WARN the target*? Gah, spoil all my fun....

--Michael

Ahh, but she skipped a detail.

She didn't say what altitude Asuka was flying at.

Which means that ducking could make matters worse.

Peter Eng
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He ducked away from the feint, so the kick that should have slammed into his solar plexus broke his nose instead...

Congrats, Mr. Eng, you broke me but good. Thanks. I needed it ^_^

-Michael

Sh-vaughn.

(He gets in EVERYWHERE.)

Please consult old issues of Legion of Super Heroes. Shvaughn Erin.

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Geoff Depew - Mephron
Haberdasher to Androids, Malakite of Lightning and Angel of Tech Support Professionals
(They won't give me LARTs, they say that's restricted to Michael.)

Well, yes and no.

It's actually "Show-vaughn", but it gets shortened to Sh-vaughn at high speeds, like, oh, I dunno...normal conversation.

Actually, I took the wrong spelling of that name; I should've taken the Scots spelling when I registered my name with Coropora. Oh well. Otherwise it would've been Siubhan. If it were Welsh, it'd be Siwan. To be even more obnoxious, this is actually the Gaelige (Irish Gaelic) translation of the Hebrew Biblical name of Joan, or Joanna.

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~*~Your wellspring of useless knowledge for this evening~*~

Been there, done that, gargled the t-shirt and ate the commemorative coin...

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Geoff Depew - Mephron
Haberdasher to Androids, Malakite of Lightning and Angel of Tech Support Professionals
(They won't give me LARTs, they say that's restricted to Michael.)