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"We're just going to put this one down as 'death by misadventure', Jenkins."
"But - but it's all on the security camera footage! Kaitlyn Hutchins turned the gunman into mince!"
"Exactly. It's misadventure. She had an adventure. He missed."
"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory
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