LAST EDITED ON Dec-10-14 AT 06:54 PM (EST)
"We're just going to put this one down as 'death by misadventure', Jenkins.""But - but it's all on the security camera footage! Kaitlyn Hutchins turned the gunman into mince!"
"Exactly. It's misadventure. She had an adventure. He missed."
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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory
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