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Subject: "Keep the action rolling with the Etrian Odyssey series!"
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DaemeonX
Member since Aug-3-08
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Nov-09-12, 03:00 PM (EDT) |
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5. "RE: Keep the action rolling with the Etrian Odyssey ser"
In response to message #3
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>>How about we add in that in each game the dungeon is always called the >>Labyrinth of Yggdrasill. Every time that I try to imagine a dungeon >>like this I see Odin laughing his ass off as he sends people trough a >>hole in the world tree with some graph paper and a sharpie. > > >"Adventure Log, day 7: Dear diary, God is a dick." "Adventure Log, day 1:I woke up in this weird garden. A big guy with a beard and eye patch (Pirate?) put a ream of graph paper in one hand and a sharpie in the other. He blathered on about about cartography for a bit, told me I would be "Handsomely paid", and proceeded to put boot to rear. When I woke up again, uncomfortable experience really, I found myself surrounded by tree's, monsters out of my wildest dreams, and this freaking graph paper. Oh, and a knife. Yay.
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The Traitor
Member since Feb-24-09
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Nov-24-12, 09:29 PM (EDT) |
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14. "RE: Keep the action rolling with the Etrian Odyssey ser"
In response to message #13
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"Sarge, when we're building our rifles to wage just and holy war on the vile aliens..." "Yes, Private Finkler?" "Is there supposed to be a sandwich bag full of bits of wood left over?" "Yes, Private, there is. Why else would the assembly instructions consist entirely of abstract pictograms?" --- "Yeah, I'm definitely going to hell/But I'll have all the best stories to tell" -- Frank Turner, The Ballad of Me and My Friends |
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Gryphon
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Nov-24-12, 09:43 PM (EDT) |
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15. "RE: Keep the action rolling with the Etrian Odyssey ser"
In response to message #14
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Long ago in days of yore It all began with a god named Thor There were Vikings and boats and some plans for a furniture store It's not a bodega, it's not a mall They sell things for apartments small Er than mine, as if there were apartments smaller than mineIKEA (IKEA, yeah yeah yeah) Just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen IKEA (IKEA, yeah yeah yeah) Selling furniture for college kids and divorced men Everyone has a home And if you don't have a home you can buy one there Rent a car or take the bus Lay your cash down and put your trust In the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size Billy the bookcase says hello So does a table whose name is Ingo And the chair is a ladderback birch but his friends call him Karl IKEA (IKEA, yeah yeah yeah) Just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen IKEA (IKEA, yeah yeah yeah) Selling furniture for college kids and divorced men Everyone has a home And if you don't have a home you can buy one there IKEA, plywood, brushed steel IKEA, meatballs, tasty IKEA, Allen wrenches All of them for free All of them for me I'm sorry I said IKEA sucks I just bought a table for sixty bucks And a chair and a lamp and a shelf and some candles for you I was a doubter just like you 'Til I saw the American dream come true In New Jersey they got a goddamn Swedish parade IKEA (IKEA, yeah yeah yeah) Just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen IKEA (IKEA, yeah yeah yeah) Selling furniture for college kids and divorced men Everyone has a home And if you don't have a home you can buy one there - Jonathan Coulton "IKEA" Smoking Monkey (2003) |
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