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"G'day."
 
   Hello all you happy people.

I've been lurking here since the forum opened, but until today, I haven't thought of anything to say. Or maybe my judgment is impaired by hunger, and I really don't have anything worth saying. Who cares?

I'm the Typical College Student Fanboy (tm). I was introduced to Eyrie by having eighty-odd pages of fanfold dropped into my lap from behind in the third quarter of my freshman year. My grades have been dropping steadily ever since.

Despite this doubtedly unrelated coincidence, I've been foisting these masterpieces off on everyone I believe needs them, and all my good friends besides.

Eyrie is largely responsible for changing me from a farmboy freshman to the vaguely cultured and savvy person I am today. Every time something is referenced, that's the next thing I go absorb. I admit, I already had a weak sf/anime base to start from, and there's more to getting me to take something seriously than reading about it, but you guys definitely deserve a lot of credit for effecting my growing-up.

Alas, my own meagre creative talents are taken up wholly by the raging case of philosophy I caught from a roommate a few years ago. I can expound my theories of relative reality levels with a decent degree of convincingness, but get me to create something useful like literature or a computer program and you're in for painful disappointment.

Despite lack of creativity, I am a talented tech drudge and can fix nigh anything. I'm easy to get along with so long as you're reasonably intelligent and openminded, but have some rather annoying prejudices. I dislike the stupid and the undead, for no better reason than that they irritate me.

That's far more garrulity than I intended. It's nearly quitting time, and I get no lunch breaks, so I'll blame low blood sugar (a handy scapegoat) and call it an introduction.

Mike Thedford
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Mike Thedford
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  RE: G'day. Ardanielmoderator Nov-02-01 1
     RE: G'day. Gryphonadmin Nov-02-01 2
         RE: G'day. Chris Redfield Nov-02-01 3
             RE: G'day. Xervis Nov-06-01 10
         RE: G'day. Ardanielmoderator Nov-02-01 4
             RE: G'day. megazoneteam Nov-03-01 5
                 RE: G'day. Ardanielmoderator Nov-03-01 6
                 RE: G'day. Gryphonadmin Nov-03-01 8
     RE: G'day. LostFactor Nov-03-01 7
         RE: G'day. Kylone Nov-06-01 9

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Ardanielmoderator
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1. "RE: G'day."
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   >I dislike the stupid and the undead, for no better reason than that
>they irritate me.


Um, are the undead frequently a problem where you're from? If so, please let me know where that is so I can avoid it in future travels. :)

Ard
oh, and welcome.

Ard Sumhenner
Ronin Research, Sacramento, CA

Ard Collier
that Janice chick
Usual Suspect and general menace


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Gryphonadmin
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2. "RE: G'day."
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   >>I dislike the stupid and the undead, for no better reason than that
>>they irritate me.
>
>
>Um, are the undead frequently a problem where you're from? If so,
>please let me know where that is so I can avoid it in future travels.

I dunno about where he is, but it's like that in the Bay Area. Some days you can't stop at a traffic light without some gray-faced zombie slumping over the hood of your car and smearing up your windshield with fitful jerks of a filthy rag clutched in the skeletal remains of one rotting hand, then leaning down at your window and moaning, "Braaaaaaaains," in a pitiful mockery of a human voice.

--G.
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Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/

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Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/
Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.


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Chris Redfield
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3. "RE: G'day."
In response to message #2
 
   >>>I dislike the stupid and the undead, for no better reason than that
>>>they irritate me.
>>
>>
>>Um, are the undead frequently a problem where you're from? If so,
>>please let me know where that is so I can avoid it in future travels.
>
>I dunno about where he is, but it's like that in the Bay Area. Some
>days you can't stop at a traffic light without some gray-faced zombie
>slumping over the hood of your car and smearing up your windshield
>with fitful jerks of a filthy rag clutched in the skeletal remains of
>one rotting hand, then leaning down at your window and moaning,
>"Braaaaaaaains," in a pitiful mockery of a human voice.

Hmmm... looks like the nuke that took out my beloved home of Raccoon City missed a few of its intended targets. They've probably migrated all over the country by now.

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Chris can't handle hordes of flesh eating zombies... unless I have my trusty shotgun


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Xervis
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Nov-06-01, 10:20 AM (EDT)
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10. "RE: G'day."
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   LAST EDITED ON Nov-06-01 AT 10:22 AM (EST)

Chris Man, you must play more "Resident Evil" then I do!
Welcome to the forums Sideways! Enjoy your stay!
(PS: if you hear any thumping at night, Its just me beatting up on the noisy ice maker.)
Xervis
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The Chrono Shifting Trigger

If death is only the begining, then
what is the end?

Me


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Ardanielmoderator
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4. "RE: G'day."
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   >I dunno about where he is, but it's like that in the Bay Area.

...apparently, the MacArthur Maze is a LOT nastier of an area than I initially suspected. Or do you mean Pleasanton? :)

Ard
Sunnyvale's merely plagued with DDR zombies, and I don't live in the Bay Area any more anyways. *wg*

Ard Sumhenner
Ronin Research, Sacramento, CA

Ard Collier
that Janice chick
Usual Suspect and general menace


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megazoneteam
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Nov-03-01, 09:19 AM (EDT)
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5. "RE: G'day."
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   >>I dunno about where he is, but it's like that in the Bay Area.
>...apparently, the MacArthur Maze is a LOT nastier of an area than I
>initially suspected. Or do you mean Pleasanton? :)

I think he means 45th St in Oakland...

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Ardanielmoderator
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6. "RE: G'day."
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   Zoner said:

>I think he means 45th St in Oakland...

That I could well believe. or some of the ickier parts of Sacramento, not that we're in the Bay Area.

Ard
("Neal, the hubcap guy is completely in the hood." "...have you ever seen a hubcap guy who WASN'T in the hood?" "good point.")

Ard Sumhenner
Ronin Research, Sacramento, CA

Ard Collier
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Gryphonadmin
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8. "RE: G'day."
In response to message #5
 
   >>>I dunno about where he is, but it's like that in the Bay Area.
>>...apparently, the MacArthur Maze is a LOT nastier of an area than I
>>initially suspected. Or do you mean Pleasanton? :)
>
>I think he means 45th St in Oakland...

Actually, I was thinking more of the spot where Shattuck Ave. is one-way around that one block before it hits University in Berkeley.

Or that intersection up in Hercules with the guy who had the sign with the stock prices on it.

MICROSOFT ^ 1-3/4
AT&T ^ 2-7/8
SIGN GUY ^ $4.75
SINCE CLOSE OF TRADING YESTERDAY

I'll say this for the East Bay; it's got creative panhandlers. (And honest ones, too. "Money for beer?" is a common pitch on Telegraph... )

--G.
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Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor in Chief, Netadmin
Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/

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Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/
Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.


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7. "RE: G'day."
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   >Um, are the undead frequently a problem where you're from? If so,
>please let me know where that is so I can avoid it in future travels.

We get them all the time around here. Usually come out mid-day, groaning and shuffling slowly towards the dining halls, every day except for maybe Tuesday and Wednesday. You can easily pick them out by the dopey grins and the lack of any remaining brains.

PIRO: Dude, they're not zombies. They're frat boys.

LARGO: There's a difference?
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Kylone
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9. "RE: G'day."
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   >We get them all the time around here. Usually come out mid-day,
>groaning and shuffling slowly towards the dining halls, every day
>except for maybe Tuesday and Wednesday. You can easily pick them out
>by the dopey grins and the lack of any remaining brains.
>
>PIRO: Dude, they're not zombies. They're frat boys.
>
>LARGO: There's a difference?

Heh.

Sorority girls pretty much fit the same bill. They seem to all beling together into one mob. People of both genders are often refered to as 'clones' by my friends.

--Chris

"What is the difference between a fighter and a warrior?"
"The warrior is defeated, especially at higher levels."


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