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Apostate_Soul
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Jul-31-13, 05:55 PM (EDT)

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"Vaguely related to my last post here..."

I thought I should share the text message conversation I had with my brother a couple of weeks back. One of those conversations where the mind truly boggles. I have, believe it or not, censored what he says. This conversation took place at 2 AM. I was in stitches... the very end is the best bit. And, for the record, we don't have a cat.

Joel: Matthew?

Me: Yes?

J: I think I just heard a cat meowing

J: Really loudly.

J: FROM DOWNSTAIRS.

Me: ...what?!

J: YES.

J: You see, everyone in our house seems incapable of closing the back door at night

J: So if there is a cat

J: It's there.

Me: Get my black sword and investigate. It's by my Lilith altar.

J: ...what.

Me: In the cupboard. Just in case it's something from my side of the tracks.

J: WHY IS THAT NECESSARY.

J: WHAT.

Me: It's not.

J: WHY WOULD YOU SUMMON A FUCKING CAT?!

Me: The mew the merrier?

J: DRAGON YEAH. ENDER OF ALL WE KNOW SURE. BUT A FUCKING CAT?! WHAT YOU TRYING TO DO?! HOPE ITS GOT OPPOSABLE THUMBS SO IT DOES SHIT FOR YOU?!

J: Anyway, your side of the fucking tracks. YOUR side of the fucking tracks?! Nuh uh that's your thing! It'll be my luck for the cat to start offering me a fucking poisoned fucking apple and then it's going to turn into some anti-god shit and fuck me for the rest of fucking eternity! WITH the fucking sword too! Nuh uh! You on your OWWNNN

Me: Relax. I didn't summon a cat.

J: Well that's a relief.

J: WHY WOULD I NEED THE SWORD THOUGH?!

Me: Oh, never mind. Just go and let Tiddles or whatever out.

J: �.nahhhh.

J: Bit comfy.

J: Kitty can wait.

"It's difficult keeping up with the cross-continuity, but I think Cosmouse just gave The Saturnian Scraphunter his Ultimate Pacifier to use against Galactapuss..."

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Subject	Author	Message Date	ID
RE: Vaguely related to my last post here...	Gryphon	Jul-31-13	1
RE: Vaguely related to my last post here...	Apostate_Soul	Jul-31-13	2
RE: Vaguely related to my last post here...	The Traitor	Aug-01-13	3
RE: Vaguely related to my last post here...	laudre	Aug-01-13	4

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Gryphon
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Jul-31-13, 09:54 PM (EDT)

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1. "RE: Vaguely related to my last post here..."
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Man, am I glad my mother doesn't use this website. For many reasons, but right now in particular, because she already thinks everyone I know is probably a Satanist. :)

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Apostate_Soul
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Jul-31-13, 10:27 PM (EDT)

2. "RE: Vaguely related to my last post here..."
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LAST EDITED ON Jul-31-13 AT 10:34 PM (EDT)

Now try imagining this in the context of "Raven gets a housemate". This is exactly the kind of thing I can imagine happening around Koopman High...! Which is exactly why I decided to post it here.

"It's difficult keeping up with the cross-continuity, but I think Cosmouse just gave The Saturnian Scraphunter his Ultimate Pacifier to use against Galactapuss..."

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