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   >We're well outside the perimeter fence of this topic now, but could
>always pursue it further in General or private-mail if circumstances warrant.

Hey, I'm always down for talking about guns!

>(Sadly, it doesn't appear that CVA does kits any more, or indeed historical >reproduction firearms at all. Based on a quick snout around their website, it >looks like nowadays they're all about the fancy high-tech modern muzzleloaders, >which is a thing I frankly don't get the point of. It's like using modern >materials and technologies to build an automobile, but deliberately making it >as uncomfortable and hard to drive as a Ford Model T. Why?)

My guess would be hunting. I know that in Nevada, California and Washington states there's a separate (and earlier) black powder hunting season. Meaning you could, if you were really into it, get three tags: Bow, Black Powder, and Modern Rifle.

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  RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang! Gryphonadmin Jan-28-14 1
     RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang! Mercutio Jan-28-14 2
         RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang! Gryphonadmin Jan-28-14 3
             RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang! Pasha Jan-29-14 6
                 RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang! Gryphonadmin Jan-29-14 9
                     RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang! Mercutio Jan-30-14 13
                         RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang! Gryphonadmin Jan-30-14 14
         RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang! Pasha Jan-29-14 5
  RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang! thorr_kan Jan-29-14 4
     RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang! Nova Floresca Jan-29-14 7
         RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang! MuninsFire Jan-29-14 8
             RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang! thorr_kan Jan-30-14 10
  RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang! thorr_kan Jan-30-14 11
     RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang! Mercutio Jan-30-14 12
         RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang! Pasha Jan-31-14 15
         RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang! thorr_kan Jan-31-14 16
  Elder Days Story Time Gryphonadmin Feb-03-14 17
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1. "RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang!"
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   >My guess would be hunting. I know that in Nevada, California and
>Washington states there's a separate (and earlier) black powder
>hunting season. Meaning you could, if you were really into it, get
>three tags: Bow, Black Powder, and Modern Rifle.

Ah, of course. And the manufacturers have cannily realized that there's a ready (and probably larger than the vintage-repros one) market of people who are inclined to ignore the spirit of that rule entirely and kit themselves out with hyper-advanced equipment that has laser sights and whatnot because, as that quintessential thespian Wesley Snipes once observed, some motherfucker's always trying to ice-skate uphill. :)

Although, that said, I rather like the advanced muzzleloading gear I've seen, in spite of my earlier snark. I still think it's pointless (or I did before you described what the point most likely is), but it's interesting, in a weird parallel-21st-century-where-the-cartridge-was-never-invented kind of way. It's like the firearm equivalent of the anti-steampunk backlash I once envisioned, in which instead of making faux-Victorian future stuff, people made faux-modern 19th-century stuff.

Apropos of nothing, I used to have a personal website, long ago when that kind of thing was still something you nailed together yourself in the electronic equivalent of the garage if you were too proud to use GeoCities, and one of the pages on that site was a tour of my firearms collection. Amazingly, it didn't occur to me for years how monumentally stupid that was; even more amazingly, my house was never broken into by someone looking to score some free guns. Mind you, most of my collection is junk* and at least one of the pieces in it would probably kill you if you tried to shoot someone with it, but still, that was pretty dumb.

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2. "RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang!"
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   >>My guess would be hunting. I know that in Nevada, California and
>>Washington states there's a separate (and earlier) black powder
>>hunting season. Meaning you could, if you were really into it, get
>>three tags: Bow, Black Powder, and Modern Rifle.

We do that up here in New York as well, although black powder is more generically a "muzzleloader" season; you don't have to actually use black powder, you can load up with smokeless if you like. The state discourages doing both; it's either/or unless you pay for the super ultra special license that costs a lot of money.

>Ah, of course. And the manufacturers have cannily realized that
>there's a ready (and probably larger than the vintage-repros one)
>market of people who are inclined to ignore the spirit of that rule
>entirely and kit themselves out with hyper-advanced equipment that has
>laser sights

Interestingly, it is completely and utterly illegal to hunt here in NYS with a laser sight of any kind. Your scope can be as advanced as you like in all other ways, but it can't project a beam or light of any sort.

Really, making antique or obsolete technology using modern methods isn't particularly odd or weird. I mean, yeah, a modern muzzleloader seems stupid... but I would humbly submit that when you hear about the people making really badass swords using all the modern metallurgical tricks afforded to them, your reaction is not "that's silly, the sword is an antiquated, obsolete weapon" but rather "cooooooooool." :)

> Amazingly, it didn't occur to me for years how
>monumentally stupid that was; even more amazingly, my house was never
>broken into by someone looking to score some free guns. Mind you,
>most of my collection is junk* and at least one of the pieces in it
>would probably kill you if you tried to shoot someone with it, but
>still, that was pretty dumb.

Well, it's not like you're alone here.. People are still doing this. Literally half the pictures on my brothers wall (by which I mean facebook) are him posing with his gun cabinet. And the pictures on his hunting buddies walls. And the ones on that friend of his who never hunts but is way, way to eager to let us know how heavily armed he is at all times.

So far none of them have been ripped off for their guns, although frankly at times I've wished it would happen; one or two of them are the sort of people who will quickly and huffily correct you if you refer to a firearm as a gun or a cartridge as a bullet.

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3. "RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang!"
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   >Well, it's not like you're alone here.. People are still doing this.

On another page of that same site, I had a copy of my résumé. With my address at the top.

Just... yeah.

As for terminological correction, I can see where the bullet-v.-cartridge thing could be important in some contexts, but I've never given a shit about the firearm/gun thing. That's plainly someone who drank way too much of the Kool-Aid, either in the actual Marine Corps or (statistically more likely) jerking off to Full Metal Jacket.

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6. "RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang!"
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   >As for terminological correction, I can see where the
>bullet-v.-cartridge thing could be important in some contexts, but

The only time I've cared about it was when I was still handloading, and the register biscuit didn't understand when I wanted BULLETS not CARTRIDGES, and it took me ten extra minutes to get out of the shop.

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9. "RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang!"
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   >The only time I've cared about it was when I was still handloading,
>and the register biscuit didn't understand when I wanted BULLETS not
>CARTRIDGES, and it took me ten extra minutes to get out of the shop.

I sort of miss handloading - I did it for a while in high school - but on the other hand I sort of don't. It was fun and all, but it's really something that should only be undertaken in one's garage, and, well, I haven't got a garage any more. Well, it doesn't have to be a garage, I suppose. Any reasonably comfortable outbuilding would do. A reloading bench isn't the kind of thing to set up in the house, I don't think. Supplies are a bit volatile.

I never managed to get 9mm Para ammunition that would actually work, but by the time I moved out and the gear went back to my grandfather (who I presume still has it), I had .44 Special pretty much nailed.

That reminds me, though, that I should try a thing I read about the other day and build some paper cartridges for my 1851 Navy this summer, just to see if I can get it to work. That'd go a long way toward getting the old thing some more mileage. I can only stand by the back of the car packing the chambers with Crisco so many times before I start seriously wondering what the hell I am doing with my life. :)

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13. "RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang!"
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   > It was fun and all, but it's
>really something that should only be undertaken in one's garage, and,
>well, I haven't got a garage any more.

Is this actually safe? My great-grandfather was deeply adamant that if someone were going to get into handloading and at-home gunsmithing (which he was, but not as a hobby; the man was born in rural upstate in 1904, where that sort of thing was less a fun hobby and more an actual necessary skill) it should be in a dedicated space and especially shouldn't be anywhere that could potentially fill with volatile fumes and other curious kinds of moisture and gases, as many garages are wont to do.

In fact, he was pretty firmly against mixed-use spaces as a whole, always for nebulously-defined safety reasons. His carpentry space was rigorously segregated from his metalworking space which was segregated from his extremely well-ventilated painting space (he was a carpenter by trade, had a big converted barn) and his gun shack was a different building entirely.

In fairness, the man may have simply been an excessively cautious type. I didn't know him as well as I wish I had, especially since my grandmother waited until he was dead to drop such interesting chestnuts as "Oh, yes, daddy ran booze across from Canada through all of prohibition. That's where the money for the house he bought me when I got married came from, you know" and "He tried indoor work for awhile, but quit the hotel job after that young man was shot in the lobby" on us. It would have been nice to know he was that awesome when we could still properly appreciate him.

... I may have digressed.

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14. "RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang!"
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   >> It was fun and all, but it's
>>really something that should only be undertaken in one's garage, and,
>>well, I haven't got a garage any more.
>
>Is this actually safe?

Well, I wouldn't store the gunpowder right next to the stove, or be decanting it while someone else is over at the workbench using an angle grinder or doing a spot of oxyacetylene welding, but with the exercise of ordinary prudence I shouldn't think it would be that big a problem. I don't see the issue as being with mixed-use workspaces so much as shared workspaces. If I'm the only one in the garage, it doesn't make any difference if the other end of the bench I'm working on is set up for cabinetry, because I'm not over there building a cabinet right now, y'know? :)

If I had a garage and were setting up a reloading bench in it nowadays, I'd probably get hold of one of those THE SHIT INSIDE HERE IS FLAMMABLE, YO cabinets to keep the powder and primers in, but that's mainly because I'd have an excuse to get one of those then. Back in the day we just kept the Hercules Blue Dot on the high shelf next to the Aero-Kroil and whatnot.

>... I may have digressed.

Perhaps, but interestingly.

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5. "RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang!"
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   >We do that up here in New York as well, although black powder is more
>generically a "muzzleloader" season; you don't have to actually use
>black powder, you can load up with smokeless if you like. The state
>discourages doing both; it's either/or unless you pay for the super
>ultra special license that costs a lot of money.

I'm pretty sure it's just a name thing (I may even have the actual name wrong an just call them 'black powder' rifles in my head.)

>>Ah, of course. And the manufacturers have cannily realized that
>>there's a ready (and probably larger than the vintage-repros one)
>>market of people who are inclined to ignore the spirit of that rule
>>entirely and kit themselves out with hyper-advanced equipment that has
>>laser sights
>
>Interestingly, it is completely and utterly illegal to hunt here in
>NYS with a laser sight of any kind. Your scope can be as advanced as
>you like in all other ways, but it can't project a beam or light of
>any sort.

..you know, I've never thought to look in any state I've hunted in? I've made my position wrt laser sights clear elsewhere on this board, so it's never been relevant to my interests.

>Really, making antique or obsolete technology using modern methods
>isn't particularly odd or weird.

Or making a trebuchet out of modern steel that throws pumpkins. Or heck, even taking a 'classic' car, but fitting modern safety equipment into it. People like taking something that has cachet (and probably because of the myth space that both the revolution and civil war take up, muzzleloaded weapons have a lot of cache with those of us from the United States.

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4. "RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang!"
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   >My guess would be hunting. I know that in Nevada, California and
>Washington states there's a separate (and earlier) black powder
>hunting season. Meaning you could, if you were really into it, get
>three tags: Bow, Black Powder, and Modern Rifle.

And some places Shotgun. And Second Bow. And Doe Permits. (We're starting to sound like hobbits talking about meals...)

Back in the mid-80s, when I did deer hunt (before I found out deer hair is a Fatal Allergen (tm)), my favorite hunting license was the Farm Permit. Basically, if you could prove to the MI DNR that you were are real, honest-to-god farmer and that deer were a clear-and-present danger to your crops, the four-legged vermin were fair game. No bag limit, as long as they were on your property.

God, I miss venison in those qtys.


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7. "RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang!"
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   Airports are the same way- I worked at the local FBO for 2 years, and the other lineman on my shift and the airport fire chief were both rabid venison fans (not sure if killing it or eating it was the better half of the deal, but they spent about the same amount of time and money on both sides of the hobby). So it was pretty much Christmas come early when a deer got over the fence one winter. In fact I think getting that deer caught, shot, and sent to the butcher's was the single fastest operation ever performed at that airport.

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8. "RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang!"
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   Venison is delicious, and it has been far too long since I had it...

I do recall that, when my dad worked at the Bangor airport, they would frequently end up with moose on the runway. I was always looking forward to the day that someone would end up requiring the disposal of a couple hundred pounds of moosemeat....

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10. "RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang!"
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   MN DNR gives a quarterly or semi-annual safety lecture to local, state, and federal outdoor employees (Forest Service, DNR, Fish & Wildlife, etc). "If you see a blackness in the night that blots out the stars and moves, it's a *MOOSE.* You cannot win this confrontation."


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11. "RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang!"
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   Back on topic (sorry for the derail!)...

Part of the modern materials is cost. Dad hunts during muzzleloading season to avoid the rifle season crowds. But he can *afford* to use a muzzleloader because the modern ones are cheaper than the traditional ones.

NB: That was the case about 15 years ago when he started muzzleloading. Things may have changed since then.


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12. "RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang!"
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   If I may ask, if you know at all... is it that modern muzzleloaders with all the bells and whistles are cheaper than only actual traditional ones (which only makes sense; those things are antiques whose supply will only go down, never up) or are they also cheaper than modern repros of traditional muzzleloaders?

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15. "RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang!"
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   >If I may ask, if you know at all... is it that modern muzzleloaders
>with all the bells and whistles are cheaper than only actual
>traditional ones (which only makes sense; those things are antiques
>whose supply will only go down, never up) or are they also cheaper
>than modern repros of traditional muzzleloaders?

Looks like they're both about the same price, actually. Repros are going for ~450usd on GI, and modern rifles are going for ~425 modulo optics.

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16. "RE: guns! Old guns, new guns, bang bang!"
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   >If I may ask, if you know at all... is it that modern muzzleloaders
>with all the bells and whistles are cheaper than only actual
>traditional ones (which only makes sense; those things are antiques
>whose supply will only go down, never up) or are they also cheaper
>than modern repros of traditional muzzleloaders?

Pa's got a basic, no-frills one. It was cheaper than a traditional one (you're right.) and cheaper than a reproduction (15 years ago). His only concessions to modern design (besides materials) were rifling and modern adjustable sights.


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17. "Elder Days Story Time"
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   (another transplant from the Weapons Tech thread)

>For when you absolutely have to have a gun that will fit in your
>pocket, chambering a round designed to take down bears.

Many years ago, when I lived in the SF Bay Area, I used to go shooting at an indoor range in Milpitas called Target Masters. - Oh hey, it's still there - got a website and everything. If you're in the area, check it out. They did right by Zoner and me while we were in the area. Eventually we got to be well-enough-known to the staff that they would rent us guns to shoot on their range even if we showed up alone. (This is normally not allowed at many ranges that rent guns, because, well... sometimes people who go into a place like that alone and rent a gun have no intention of leaving again under their own power, as it were, and the staff really doesn't want to have to put up with that shit. And, really, can you blame them?)

Anyway, TM was a great place, but like anywhere that deals in guns and the usage of guns, it attracted its share of just utter outright headslap-inducing dipsticks. There was, for instance, the time it was invaded by a group of Japanese executives who were in the area for a tech conference, and who - how stereotypical is this - had a deep and abiding love for guns but no conception whatsoever of how they really work or how dangerous they really are. In particular, whenever one of them made a shot he was particularly proud of, he would turn to the guy next to him and declaim excitedly about it, making many sweeping and expansive gestures.

Usually with the gun he was using still in his hand.

Those guys could be at least partially excused, I guess, by the fact that they really didn't know what the hell they were doing - they were from a country where such things are unknown to the general populace except in movies and on TV, and they're not the memory that got me started about this in the first place.

No, that is of the man who came in one evening with a couple of his friends and a gun he had just paid a great deal of money - which he was more than happy to talk about - to have customized to his personal specifications. It had started life as a perfectly respectable firearm, a Colt Anaconda double-action revolver in .44 Magnum. Until this clown got hold of it, and then found a gunsmith with so little self-respect that he would actually take (in fairness, a startling, understandably-self-image-bending quantity of) this guy's money and perform the hideous crimes he had envisioned upon this poor, unsuspecting pistol.

Which mainly involved reducing the size of the grip frame (a feature of the Anaconda numerous owners sought to make bigger over the years), and then chopping the barrel to what I believe was the legal minimum length in California at the time: one and three-quarters inches.

So there the guy was, with his tragically amputated Anaconda he had paid as much for as a decent midrange sports car, blazing away with (what he was also cheerfully willing to inform anyone who asked, or didn't, for that matter) the most powerful .44 Magnum ammunition available on the market at the time. With a barrel that short, that gun couldn't even burn much of the propellant stuffed into .44 Magnum rounds as hot as that; it was actually spraying onto the floor in front of him, such that after about a dozen rounds, there was a visible fan pattern of dark grey unburned gunpowder on the floor in front of his station. Anyone who tossed a match down there would have caused a very lively little show. The gun made a godawful noise even by .44 Magnum standards; it made a muzzle flash sufficient to interfere with the vision of people in neighboring lanes; and with it, he was more or less guaranteed not to hit anything he wanted to hit. On occasion, he hit other people's targets. And he was so proud of that thing.

Zoner and I knew a few of the rangemasters pretty well by then; well enough that the two of us and one of them ended up standing off in a little group outside the shooting range's "airlock", watching through the big windows from the shop floor, and shaking our heads to ourselves at what a maroon that guy was. But hey, he was having a ball, and I suppose that's really the main thing. If only he hadn't been such a nuisance to everyone else.

Still, at least he didn't point it at anyone, unlike a couple of the Japanese guys. It must have made for a long day for their interpreter, having to explain to them why the red-faced man was throwing them out of his place of business.

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Mercutio
Member since May-25-13
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Feb-03-14, 07:19 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Elder Days Story Time"
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   ... good lord, that's just awful.

I'm not much of a gun guy, nearly unique among the males in my family. I technically inherited a number of very nice rifles that I promptly turned over to my brother, but aside from that my experience with them is purely intellectual. That said, I appreciate a well-turned-out firearm, and what that guy did to that Colt was just... I mean... what the balls? Why? If you're going to mangle a .44 like that, isn't the common way to do it to turn it into some extended-barrel, custom-walnut-gripped, be-scoped monstrosity that resembles the Lovecraftian offspring of a rifle and a pistol? You know, like a proper, self-respecting gun nut?

The scariest part for me is that that yahoo probably got a custom-tooled leather shoulder holster for the thing and walks around with it concealed, secretly hoping somebody messes with him.

-Merc
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mdg1
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Feb-03-14, 08:42 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Elder Days Story Time"
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   Your insight about Japanese businessmen is quite accurate. For several years, I worked with the US Navy, which meant occasional trips to the Pearl Harbor sub base. And on one trip, I noted the large number of gun clubs in the area, and was told that they catered to the Japanese tourist market, as the nearest country a salaryman could go to play cowboy. :)

Mario


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Zox
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Feb-03-14, 09:25 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Elder Days Story Time"
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   >There was, for instance, the time it was
>invaded by a group of Japanese executives who were in the area for a
>tech conference, and who - how stereotypical is this - had a deep
>and abiding love
for guns but no conception whatsoever of
>how they really work or how dangerous they really are. In particular,
>whenever one of them made a shot he was particularly proud of, he
>would turn to the guy next to him and declaim excitedly about it,
>making many sweeping and expansive gestures.
>
>Usually with the gun he was using still in his hand.

I've often wondered if the average Japanese viewer was mightily confused by the famous sword-versus-pistol scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

"Wait-what? The guy's dead? From only one bullet? And he didn't even try to dodge!"

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Rob Madson, a.k.a. Zox
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