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Croaker
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Oct-01-14, 10:53 AM (EDT) |
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"Le Thread Du Silly Jokes"
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Like this one. Q: "What do Orks say when they run out of grotty cafeteria food?" A: "Need. Moor. DAKA." -- Croaker RCW #mc2 "When in doubt, shoot something. Preferably the enemy." |
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CdrMike
Member since Feb-20-05
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Oct-02-14, 04:22 AM (EDT) |
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4. "RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes"
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Q: What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster. A: Friendly fire.-------------------------- CdrMike, Renegade Time Lord "I have questions, but number one is this: What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?" "It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool." - River Song and Eleventh Doctor, "The Big Bang," Doctor Who |
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Mercutio
Member since May-26-13
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Oct-03-14, 11:55 PM (EDT) |
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5. "RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes"
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After the war, Me 109 and Fw 180 opened their own restaurant. It did okay, at first. It was your basic German brewpub, lots of food with "wurst" and "brat" in "schnitzel" in the name. A wide selection of beers obviously. They took in Stuka and let her tend bar, partly out of pity. One day after Spitfire dropped by and groused about how "you can't get a decent breakfast in France, seriously, it's all croissants and coffee, I miss my full English dammit" Me 109 had a brilliant idea: 24 hour breakfast. Real breakfasts, none of that "I'll just have a muffin" bullshit. And that's how Luftwaffles was born. -Merc Keep Rat |
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The Traitor
Member since Feb-24-09
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Oct-04-14, 03:34 AM (EDT) |
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6. "RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes"
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The US healthcare system --- "She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards. |
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The Traitor
Member since Feb-24-09
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Oct-04-14, 07:25 PM (EDT) |
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9. "RE: Le Thread Du Silly Jokes"
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Darling, there are several ways I could take that. <3 --- "She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards. Mercaitor: Pretentious Pseudo-Projection Power Posse! Is it bad that I would kinda watch that anime? I keep thinking that it'd be something like an animated, middlebrow version of Gogglebox... |
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