mephron
that reeks of me talking to a friend writing a sex-with-a-robot story and describing it in the same terms as a hard drive seeking. she nearly fell off her chair, because I dropped my voice a bit and put on a little smirk and kepy saying "oh yeah" like a barry white song.

gryphon
"no bad sectors, baby"

mephron
"The head cycling back and forth, seeking her pleasure, mmm yeah."

bzarcher
oh god you sound like Touga doing tech support.

mephron
there may have been a bit of inspiration from that, yes

gryphon
that would have been a suitable punishment for him, come to think

bzarcher
hah

gryphon
Infernal IT Guy Touga. Polo shirt, belt holster StarTAC.

bzarcher
Probably has a bluetooth headset now.

gryphon
in Hell? nah. analog StarTAC, never has more than one bar of signal.

or one of those stupid Nextel walky-talky phones.

with the speaker turned up so high you can't tell who's on the other end because all voices sound alike.

bzarcher
Hah. I was thinking more along the douchebag axis, but yessss, you make a good point.

gryphon
heheh, analog StarTAC with a ​wired​ headset.

bzarcher
ooo

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