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"'Mech Collection, cont'd"
 
   Marauder dropped this week.

Not a bad job of redesigning; it's still recognizable (though it has the usual MechWarrior Online aspect ratio problem, hence the name I gave this one :), but probably won't get them sued. And it's just as terrible at heat management as it always was...

--G.
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  RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd The Traitor Dec-04-15 1
     RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd Gryphonadmin Dec-04-15 3
         RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd BobSchroeck Dec-04-15 4
             RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd Wiregeek Jan-20-16 13
         RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd The Traitor Dec-04-15 5
             RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd Verbena Dec-05-15 7
     RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd Peter Eng Dec-12-15 10
  RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd TheOtherSean Dec-04-15 2
     RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd drakensis Dec-05-15 6
     RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd Matrix Dragon Dec-05-15 8
  RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd Sofaspud Dec-07-15 9
  RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd Gryphonadmin Jan-20-16 11
     RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd McFortner Jan-20-16 12
         RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd Star Ranger4 Jan-21-16 15
             RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd McFortner Jan-21-16 16
                 RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd Mephronmoderator Jan-21-16 17
     RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd eriktown Jan-21-16 14
     RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd StClair Feb-05-16 18

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The Traitor
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1. "RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd"
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   ITSGLANDULAR also fits. Just saying. =]

But yeah, is it bad that I am now thinking about whether or not some enterprising soul in the UF universe has repurposed a scout mech as an ice cream van? That a crowd of little children in rural planets of the Crown Colonies know summer's really here when they hear the chimes and the stomp-stomp-stomp of Mister Whippy the Ice Cream Mech and follow him down the road, that his extended-range medium laser is actually just a hologram projecting the words MIND THAT CHILD?

And, because it's UF, that Mister Whippy the Ice Cream Mech still fights crime?

---
"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

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"The Big Fire deathstick dealers were found outside the local police station, tied up, unconscious, and inside large cones made of chocolate-coated wafer. The Q-Boss had a large chocolate flake sticking out of his mouth. More on this story as it develops..."


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Gryphonadmin
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3. "RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd"
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   >But yeah, is it bad that I am now thinking about whether or not some
>enterprising soul in the UF universe has repurposed a scout mech as an
>ice cream van? That a crowd of little children in rural planets of the
>Crown Colonies know summer's really here when they hear the
>chimes and the stomp-stomp-stomp of Mister Whippy the Ice Cream Mech
>and follow him down the road, that his extended-range medium laser is
>actually just a hologram projecting the words MIND THAT CHILD?
>
>And, because it's UF, that Mister Whippy the Ice Cream Mech still
>fights crime
?

I'm the wrong person to ask about whether it's bad, but I can say that this has totally happened now that you've said it. :)

"Oh, no no, c'mon, what? We're being staked out by the ice cream 'Mech?"

--G.
"It's supposed to be Clair de Lune..."
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4. "RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd"
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   >I'm the wrong person to ask about whether it's bad, but I can
>say that this has totally happened now that you've said it. :)
>
>"Oh, no no, c'mon, what? We're being staked out by the ice cream
>'Mech?"

And now I find myself hearing David Lee Roth in my head singing "I'm your Ice Cream Mech/Stop me while I'm stomping by..."

I need more sleep.

-- Bob
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My race is pacifist and does not believe in war. We kill only out of personal spite.


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13. "RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd"
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   I got bim bam banana pods, dixie missles, all flavors and heat sinks too
I'm your ice cream mech, baby, stop me when I'm stompin' by


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The Traitor
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5. "RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd"
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   Another of the vanishingly rare occasions in which I am almost sort of very nearly worth it. =]

Also, was it in Llanfair? Please tell me it happened in Llanfair. I would pay many currencies to see Laura Kinney and the rest of the Scouts running after the ice cream 'Mech.

And to see Mister Whippy the Ice Cream Destroid give friend Laura one of these, to her mild confusion (one assumes they're not a huge feature of life as an experimental weapon):

I love this train of thought. I love the ice cream mech. Thank you for indulging my crazy.

---
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7. "RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd"
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   >Also, was it in Llanfair? Please tell me it happened in
>Llanfair. I would pay many currencies to see Laura Kinney and
>the rest of the Scouts running after the ice cream 'Mech.

Heehee! I just love the Llanfair girls in general--and I admit, I'm not sure they'd be running after the mech so much as -running- the -mech-. Like Girl Scout Cookies!

------
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Can't defeat Her, so instead I'll have to be Her


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Peter Eng
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10. "RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd"
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   >ITSGLANDULAR also fits. Just saying. =]
>
>But yeah, is it bad that I am now thinking about whether or not some
>enterprising soul in the UF universe has repurposed a scout mech as an
>ice cream van?
>

Considering the known parts of UF universe, Mr Whippy the Ice Cream Mech probably started on Solaris VII, where finding a used mech that could be re-outfitted as an ice cream van ("Pull the machine guns, and add a few extra heat sinks for the refrigeration unit...") is fairly easy.

Franchising spread out, and while it isn't making inroads in some areas - mainly ones where the roads aren't up to having a mech wander through on a summer's day - it's probably fairly well known, although Chet the Safety Trooper, Brave Little Zolie, and Little Tiki are almost certainly more recognizable to the galaxy at large.

Peter Eng
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2. "RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd"
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   >Marauder dropped this week.
>
>Not a bad job of redesigning; it's still recognizable (though it has
>the usual MechWarrior Online aspect ratio problem, hence the
>name I gave this one :), but probably won't get them sued. And it's
>just as terrible at heat management as it always was...
>

It looks the offspring resulting from a Glaug and a Gundam mating.

--
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drakensis
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6. "RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd"
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   That would be highly appropriate when you get down to it.

D.


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8. "RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd"
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   >It looks the offspring resulting from a Glaug and a Gundam mating.

"This is no Regult boy! No Regult!"

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9. "RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd"
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   Having spent a goodly chunk of the weekend killing (and getting killed by) these damn things, and not having had any experience with them prior to their appearance in MWO, my observations were roughly as follows:

-- Oh hey, it's a chibified King Crab!
-- What the hell is it made of? 100% refined fuckoffium?
-- Ow.

I mean, it's not as utterly facemelty as, say, the Timber Wolf? But geez. I almost kinda want me one of these just so I can join the club and not get Marauded all the time. :)

--sofaspud
--also, ker-fucking-OW


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Gryphonadmin
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11. "RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd"
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   So I woke up randomly about 20 minutes ago, and in the process of checking what time it was I realized that there was a Thing that happened yesterday that I had been looking forward to. So obviously I couldn't go back to sleep until I did something about it.

Yeah. Been waiting a long time for this.

--G.
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12. "RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd"
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   Engine 51 clear, KMG 365.

Michael C. Fortner
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There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload".


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15. "RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd"
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   >Engine 51 clear, KMG 365.
>
*sigh* I have gotten OLD


Of COURSE you wernt expecting it!
No One expects the FANNISH INQUISITION!
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16. "RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd"
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   Tell me about it. When I was 5 when it started in 1972 and after the show ended it was my bed time. I still feel sleepy when I hear the ending theme to the show.

Michael C. Fortner
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There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload".


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17. "RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd"
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   >Tell me about it. When I was 5 when it started in 1972 and after the
>show ended it was my bed time. I still feel sleepy when I hear the
>ending theme to the show.

When my father was assigned to a project in Puerto Rico, we'd watch it. Turn down the power, and turn the radio to the English Language Simulcast station. That was occasionally hilarious.

¡Emergencia! ¡En español!

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Geoff Depew - Darth Mephron
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14. "RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd"
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   Unfffff.


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18. "RE: 'Mech Collection, cont'd"
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   awwwwwwyeah.


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