You know what would be nifty? A "random fic" button that would generate a link to a random text file on the Eyrie website when you press it. Like the "random toon" function on HomestarRunner.com.
I have absolutely no idea how time-consuming it would be to write such a script, or to maintain it when new stories are added. But it would be nifty for those times when someone (okay, maybe it's just me) feels like re-reading *something* but can't make up her mind on what.
As a Nethack player, I find your respect for Surtur amusing.