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"philanthropic idea (NSFW?)"
 
   An international charitable foundation dedicated to providing no-cost remedial education in human reproduction and related topics for the worldwide community of creators of pornographic fan art, the vast majority of whom have evidently never learned any of it. Topic units include, but are not limited to:

- That's Not How Hypnosis Works
- That's Not How Foreplay Works
- That's Not How Intercourse Works
- No, In Fact, That Wouldn't Feel Good at All, If It Were Even Possible, Which It's Not
- That's Not How Orgasm Works
- That's Not How Fertilization Works, Part I: Where
- That's Not How Fertilization Works, Part II: When
- That's Not How Lactation Works

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
  RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?) MuninsFire Nov-29-20 1
     RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?) Astynax Nov-29-20 2
         RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?) MuninsFire Nov-29-20 3
             RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?) Astynax Nov-29-20 4
  RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?) Zemyla Nov-30-20 5
  RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?) Astynax Nov-30-20 6
     RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?) Gryphonadmin Nov-30-20 7
         RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?) goldenfire Dec-01-20 8
         RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?) Zemyla Dec-12-20 11
  RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?) ImpulsiveAlexia Dec-05-20 9
  RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?) SneakyPete Dec-12-20 10

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MuninsFire
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Nov-29-20, 07:27 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?)"
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   There's a lot of joy to be had in, e.g., the works of Chuck Tingle, but the vast majority of authors who attempt similar-niche endeavours ought to have access to this series.

Which, given the EPU...Universe, this series would presumably -also- be released by Bacon Publishing on a companion imprint to the "So you've/you're..." series.

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea


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Astynax
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2. "RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?)"
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   >Which, given the EPU...Universe, this series would presumably -also-
>be released by Bacon Publishing on a companion imprint to the "So
>you've/you're..." series.
>

I'd expect they publish the series under a subsidiary imprint to maintain at least a bit of distance from their main brand, sort of DC-Vertigo arrangement.


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MuninsFire
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3. "RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?)"
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   >I'd expect they publish the series under a subsidiary imprint to
>maintain at least a bit of distance from their main brand, sort of
>DC-Vertigo arrangement.

Aye, I was trying to recall an example from this dimension but my brain is mush today and is already trying to go weirder places (like a sex-ed manual for "So you have a Romantic Entanglement with a Centauri" covering -all- the possibilities) and was stuck trying to remember what Disney's "plausible deniability" imprint was.

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea


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Astynax
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4. "RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?)"
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   >Aye, I was trying to recall an example from this dimension but my
>brain is mush today and is already trying to go weirder places (like a
>sex-ed manual for "So you have a Romantic Entanglement with a
>Centauri" covering -all- the possibilities) and was stuck trying to
>remember what Disney's "plausible deniability" imprint was.
>

I'm reasonably certain that Centauri book exists in UF, and potentially in the source B5 universe (though over there I'd bet the Centauri government tries rather futilely to make it go away.)

As for remebering an example, I didn't either, but Googling 'comics mature subsidiary imprint' was almost surprisingly useful. IRL Skynet may just be named Google at this rate.


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Zemyla
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5. "RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?)"
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   Don't forget the unfortunately extremely necessary That's Not How Lube or Condoms Work (very NSFW, maybe even worse).


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Astynax
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6. "RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?)"
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   >An international charitable foundation dedicated to providing no-cost
>remedial education in human reproduction and related topics for the
>worldwide community of creators of pornographic fan art, the vast
>majority of whom have evidently never learned any of it. Topic units
>include, but are not limited to:
>
> - That's Not How Hypnosis Works
> - That's Not How Foreplay Works
> - That's Not How Intercourse Works
> - No, In Fact, That Wouldn't Feel Good at All, If It Were Even
>Possible, Which It's Not
> - That's Not How Orgasm Works
> - That's Not How Fertilization Works, Part I: Where
> - That's Not How Fertilization Works, Part II: When
> - That's Not How Lactation Works
>

There would need to be an entire subseries of "That's Not How Anatomy Works" covering both external and internal for the various configurations available. This is for more than just the lewdest portions too, some of the fanart porn is positively Liefeldian in its profound ignorance of even a stylized humanoid body.


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Gryphonadmin
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7. "RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?)"
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   Ah yes, the unit that is immediately followed by People Don't Bend That Way: Studies in Posture and Position.

--G.
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Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/
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8. "RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?)"
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   >Ah yes, the unit that is immediately followed by People Don't Bend
>That Way: Studies in Posture and Position.

"Well I don't BEND THAT WAY! If I could put my seat back forward, I'd be in PORNO MOVIES!"

Ah, Carlin, you are missed.



==Jeremy
And who exactly is this diabolical 'they' to which we keep referring? If there's some grand conspiracy going on, the right hand doesn't appear to know what the left is doing. --Raziel (Soul Reaver II)


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Zemyla
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11. "RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?)"
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   >Ah yes, the unit that is immediately followed by People Don't Bend
>That Way: Studies in Posture and Position.

In addition to artists and fiction writers, that class should be mandatory for airplane seat designers.


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ImpulsiveAlexia
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9. "RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?)"
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   LAST EDITED ON Dec-05-20 AT 01:31 PM (EST)
 
> - That's Not How Hypnosis Works

To be fair to my colleagues, I don't think most of them are trying to depict realistic hypnotism any more than, say, the Mind Control powerset in City of Heroes is.

> - That's Not How Fertilization Works, Part I: Where
> - That's Not How Fertilization Works, Part II: When

I'm not entirely sold on dividing those up, but both are certainly needed. (Though I'd say I see more egregious "when" errors than "where".

I might also suggest a companion set to those...
- Signs of Pregnancy, Part I: Things That Are
- Signs of Pregnancy, Part II: Things That Aren't

There may also be some benefit to be had from
- An Introduction to Concealed Ovulation, or Why Safe or Unsafe Days Aren't Always

-IA.

(received information not interpretable)


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10. "RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?)"
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   The website whose name I will not post here but that rhymes with BornHub already does something very like this.


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