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Eyrie Productions, Unlimited
Gryphon
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Nov-29-20, 06:42 PM (EST) |
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"philanthropic idea (NSFW?)"
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An international charitable foundation dedicated to providing no-cost remedial education in human reproduction and related topics for the worldwide community of creators of pornographic fan art, the vast majority of whom have evidently never learned any of it. Topic units include, but are not limited to: - That's Not How Hypnosis Works - That's Not How Foreplay Works - That's Not How Intercourse Works - No, In Fact, That Wouldn't Feel Good at All, If It Were Even Possible, Which It's Not - That's Not How Orgasm Works - That's Not How Fertilization Works, Part I: Where - That's Not How Fertilization Works, Part II: When - That's Not How Lactation Works --G. -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Mod Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/ zgryphon at that email service Google has Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam. |
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Astynax
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Nov-29-20, 08:45 PM (EST) |
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2. "RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?)"
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>Which, given the EPU...Universe, this series would presumably -also- >be released by Bacon Publishing on a companion imprint to the "So >you've/you're..." series. >I'd expect they publish the series under a subsidiary imprint to maintain at least a bit of distance from their main brand, sort of DC-Vertigo arrangement.
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Astynax
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Nov-29-20, 08:58 PM (EST) |
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4. "RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?)"
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>Aye, I was trying to recall an example from this dimension but my >brain is mush today and is already trying to go weirder places (like a >sex-ed manual for "So you have a Romantic Entanglement with a >Centauri" covering -all- the possibilities) and was stuck trying to >remember what Disney's "plausible deniability" imprint was. >I'm reasonably certain that Centauri book exists in UF, and potentially in the source B5 universe (though over there I'd bet the Centauri government tries rather futilely to make it go away.) As for remebering an example, I didn't either, but Googling 'comics mature subsidiary imprint' was almost surprisingly useful. IRL Skynet may just be named Google at this rate.
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Astynax
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Nov-30-20, 09:33 AM (EST) |
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6. "RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?)"
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>An international charitable foundation dedicated to providing no-cost >remedial education in human reproduction and related topics for the >worldwide community of creators of pornographic fan art, the vast >majority of whom have evidently never learned any of it. Topic units >include, but are not limited to: > > - That's Not How Hypnosis Works > - That's Not How Foreplay Works > - That's Not How Intercourse Works > - No, In Fact, That Wouldn't Feel Good at All, If It Were Even >Possible, Which It's Not > - That's Not How Orgasm Works > - That's Not How Fertilization Works, Part I: Where > - That's Not How Fertilization Works, Part II: When > - That's Not How Lactation Works >There would need to be an entire subseries of "That's Not How Anatomy Works" covering both external and internal for the various configurations available. This is for more than just the lewdest portions too, some of the fanart porn is positively Liefeldian in its profound ignorance of even a stylized humanoid body.
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ImpulsiveAlexia
Member since Oct-22-20
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Dec-05-20, 01:29 PM (EST) |
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9. "RE: philanthropic idea (NSFW?)"
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LAST EDITED ON Dec-05-20 AT 01:31 PM (EST) > - That's Not How Hypnosis Works To be fair to my colleagues, I don't think most of them are trying to depict realistic hypnotism any more than, say, the Mind Control powerset in City of Heroes is. > - That's Not How Fertilization Works, Part I: Where > - That's Not How Fertilization Works, Part II: When I'm not entirely sold on dividing those up, but both are certainly needed. (Though I'd say I see more egregious "when" errors than "where". I might also suggest a companion set to those... - Signs of Pregnancy, Part I: Things That Are - Signs of Pregnancy, Part II: Things That Aren't There may also be some benefit to be had from - An Introduction to Concealed Ovulation, or Why Safe or Unsafe Days Aren't Always -IA. (received information not interpretable) |
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