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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

Y'know, cats do that because they're colony creatures and they never see you hunt, so it's a combination of "here I am Supporting You" and "see you big stupid giant this is how you do it". Mine don't because they're all indoor cats and also geriatric, but yeah. (My partner and I do palliative end-of-life fostering for elderly cats)

I'll try to relax. I'm currently wandering blearily through My Hero Academia, which... honestly I think everyone from there would slot right into the UF-verse as an offshoot of the Xavier Academy. Especially Tsuyu. Her power is Frog. She is awesome.

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

Everyone except Mineta. I may not have seen MHA, but I know about the grape haired asshole who is inexplicably the author's favorite. Not even Eyrie magic could salvage him, I think.

As for you, Traitor, hang in there. I have faith in you - you're tougher than this bug.

It's a shame, because "perpetually leering pervert" is his entire character, but his appearance and powers are the kind of things I normally quite like. I have a fondness for people with crap powers using them creatively, especially when the people doing so are weird little goblins. But no, we've got to make him the human equivalent of cheap motel sheets under a blacklight. Joy.

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

Mina, on the other hand, is wholesome and delightful and blasts acid from her hands. All the girls are a joy to be around, actually, but Mina in particular is just so much fun.

I have this peculiar head-cannon that Tsuyu is somehow the child of Kermit the Frog, and rather than get into showbiz, she decided she wanted to fight crime. She just has that same kind of odd combination of "wholesome, yet frank and longsuffering" that Kermit has going on for him.

Of course, on the other hand, there have been those moments where Kermit was anything but wholesome, as Jim Henson was fond of saying that Kermit would say all the stuff Jim can't because Kermit could get away with it.

Anyhow, hang in there, Traitor, and drink as much as you can. Fluids. Not booze. Though if you know how to make a good hot toddy, then I'd say go for it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_toddy

This has made a lot of people very unhappy and has widely been regarded as a bad move. =]

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

between this, the black mould infestation, the eldest of my cats getting an abscess, and everything else, i am beginning to think that 2021 might not be my year. =]

Dammit, you.

I mean that's funny but not-funny, we were getting worried!

--sofaspud
--okay it was actually pretty funny

I have recovered, and so has my partner. We've also made sure that none of our companion animals have contracted it, and I'm back to working in a retro theme park under the auspices of the guy who owns the rights to beloved British television puppet Sooty.

Y'know, I've been around this place for about a decade now, and my life's a lot better than it was - but it's also a lot weirder than it was, and that's good too. =]

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

I presently live with seventeen rats, three cats, a hamster, a leopard gecko, and an eight-foot boa constrictor I rescued by accident. I used to sell pinball machines out of a shipping container in an art gallery. I have a postgraduate degree in creepypasta. Sometimes you don't figure out how strange your life is until you write it all out.

Oh that's good to hear :-)

>Y'know, I've been around this place for about a decade now, and my
>life's a lot better than it was - but it's also a lot weirder
>than it was, and that's good too. =]

>Sometimes you don't figure out how strange your life is until you
>write it all out.

There's a mood. My life has become -exceptionally- strange of late - but weird is good, y'know?