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Ardaniel
Member since Mar-31-03
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Aug-06-09, 11:45 PM (EDT) |
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"Lettuce: A Future Imperfect Micro-Story"
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6423 Boulevard of Champions Fort Organa, Alderaan Friday, August 31, 2379 "Rrrrgh. Nom. Nom nom rrrrr. NOM NOM! RRRGH!" "Huh. Didn't know they *ate* lettuce, never mind by the head. Ain't Kilrathi obligate carnivores?" "Scott? Honey? Can you go get the book and look up lettuce?" * * * Saturday, September 1, 2379 "Kelly, have you seen the video camera?" "No..." * * * "Well, we *were* having salad with dinner, but the lettuce seems to have disappeared." * * * Sunday, September 2, 2379 "SCOTT! WHY IS YOUR BROTHER ON YOUTUBE?!" *nomnonomnomnomnomnomnomnom* "He's famous! He got five stars and everything, Mom! Well, except from that guy who can't spell down the bottom there. What's 'pure fucking reetarted bullshark testicles' mean?" "Lettuce"– a Future Imperfect mini-story by Janice Collier Special to the Eyrie Productions Discussion Forum ©2009 Eyrie Productions, Unlimited
"Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom" by Parry Gripp, http://parrygripp.com/ "fucking reetarted" and "pure bullshark testicles" remixed from the YouTube side of http://comments.thatsaspicymeatball.com/ Ard Collier that Janice chick drunken Usual Suspect and general menace |
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Gryphon
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Aug-08-09, 09:46 PM (EDT) |
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9. "RE: Lettuce: A Future Imperfect Micro-Story"
In response to message #7
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>Does the man have time to do anything else but write hundreds of >amazingly specific, thoroughly researched and totally helpful manuals?Well, let's be honest: Derek Bacon does not personally do absolutely all the research and writing for the So You... series, any more than all the various O'Reilly manuals are actually written by Tim O'Reilly. His is the guiding spirit and the imprimatur, but his own hand is not specifically responsible for every word between those distinctive white, blue and red covers. Though the three most famous and numerous titles in the series, So You've Just Arrived from a Parallel Dimension, So You're Not the Master Race, and So You've Become Unstuck in Time, are all his own work, as is the rather more niche-y but in its field indispensable So You're Not Who You Thought You Were: Coping With Manchurian Deprogramming and the enormously popular So You Shouldn't Have Eaten That. --G. -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Admin Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/ Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam. |
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CdrMike
Member since Feb-19-05
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Aug-14-09, 04:21 AM (EDT) |
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12. "RE: Lettuce: A Future Imperfect Micro-Story"
In response to message #9
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>Well, let's be honest: Derek Bacon does not personally do >absolutely all the research and writing for the So >You... series, any more than all the various O'Reilly manuals are >actually written by Tim O'Reilly. His is the guiding spirit and the >imprimatur, but his own hand is not specifically responsible for every >word between those distinctive white, blue and red covers. > >Though the three most famous and numerous titles in the series, So >You've Just Arrived from a Parallel Dimension, So You're Not >the Master Race, and So You've Become Unstuck in Time, are >all his own work, as is the rather more niche-y but in its field >indispensable So You're Not Who You Thought You Were: Coping With >Manchurian Deprogramming and the enormously popular So You >Shouldn't Have Eaten That. However, not all were #1 hits of their day. Even now, So You've Just Crawled Out of a Vault: Surviving in a Post-Apocalyptic World still comes in second place behind The Wasteland Survival Guide on most galactic book lists. -------------------------- CdrMike, FNG "Who was that pointy-eared bastard?" "I don't know...but I like him." - Kirk and McCoy, Star Trek |
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