Watching the people get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
And not very sensible either
A friend of a friend he got beaten
He looked the wrong way at a policeman
Would never have happened to Smeaton
An old Leodiensian

I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot

I try to get in my taxi
A man in a track suit attacks me
He said that he saw it before me
Wants to get things a bit gory
Girls drive around with no clothes on
To borrow a pound for a condom
If it wasn't for chip fat they'd be frozen
They're not very sensible

I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there

Watching the people get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
And not very sensible

I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot

- Kaiser Chiefs
"I Predict a Riot"
Employment (2005)

This is a theme to a fake revolution
A battle won and lost with confusion
This is a theme to a fake revolution
Make no mistake, there is no solution

We are the kings of misery
Born and raised with no ability
"Good luck, sucker" is the battle cry
Finally a purpose, a reason to die

This is a theme to a fake revolution
A battle won and lost with confusion
This is a theme to a fake revolution
Make no mistake, there is no solution
This is a theme to a
This is a theme to a
This is a theme to a
Fake revolution

You want to belong to something
You want to belong to something
You want to belong to something
That you can't find
You want to belong to something
You want to belong to something
You want to belong to something
That you can't find

Finally a message, a meaning, a thought
To help you remember all you forgot
To wash that illusion out from your head
And rebuild the nonsense that you were fed

This is a theme to a fake revolution
A battle won and lost with confusion
This is a theme to a fake revolution
Make no mistake, there is no solution

Fake revolution
Fake revolution
Fake revolution
Fake revolution

- Powerman 5000
"Theme to a Fake Revolution"
Transform (2003)

Have you been watching the Doctor Who Confidentials for the past 2 weeks, or is that just a coincidence?