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"Gallian Gothic: A Realization"
 
   LAST EDITED ON Sep-30-20 AT 08:59 PM (EDT)
 
I tweeted about this while I was out on today's grocery run, but the Forum had to wait until I got home:

For the past few weeks I've been heavily immersed in writing a long piece in which a small cast is, for convoluted reasons beyond their control, more or less trapped in a house they can leave only occasionally and under very specific circumstances.

It's only now dawned on me that I've been writing a bottle show lockdown parable this whole time.

(N.B. "Bottle show" as in the genre-TV idea of stretching the budget by making episodes that only use the permanent sets and cast, without the expense of location shoots, new sets, or guest stars. Not the "unconvivial strangers forced to live together and monitored whilst they hate each other" faux-reality-game-show thing.)

--G.
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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
  RE: Gallian Gothic: A Realization Verbena Sep-30-20 1
     RE: Gallian Gothic: A Realization Gryphonadmin Sep-30-20 2
         RE: Gallian Gothic: A Realization Astynax Sep-30-20 3
             RE: Gallian Gothic: A Realization Gryphonadmin Sep-30-20 4
                 RE: Gallian Gothic: A Realization Verbena Sep-30-20 7
  RE: Gallian Gothic: A Realization MuninsFire Sep-30-20 5
     RE: Gallian Gothic: A Realization Gryphonadmin Sep-30-20 6
         RE: Gallian Gothic: A Realization The Traitor Oct-01-20 8
             RE: Gallian Gothic: A Realization Astynax Oct-01-20 9
                 RE: Gallian Gothic: A Realization Gryphonadmin Oct-01-20 11
             RE: Gallian Gothic: A Realization Gryphonadmin Oct-01-20 10

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Verbena
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1. "RE: Gallian Gothic: A Realization"
In response to message #0
 
   >I tweeted about this while I was out on today's grocery run, but the
>Forum had to wait until I got home:
>
>For the past few weeks I've been heavily immersed in writing a long
>piece in which a small cast is, for convoluted reasons beyond their
>control, more or less trapped in a house they can leave only
>occasionally and under very specific circumstances.
>
>It's only now dawned on me that I've been writing a bottle show
>lockdown parable this whole time.

Heehee! Sure makes Gryph being called "Big Brother" take on a whole new meaning.


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Authors of our fates
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Poorest players on the stage
Our defiance drives us straight to the edge


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Gryphonadmin
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2. "RE: Gallian Gothic: A Realization"
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   >Heehee! Sure makes Gryph being called "Big Brother" take on a whole
>new meaning.

... ?

--G.
"I'm not following you, Jonesy."
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3. "RE: Gallian Gothic: A Realization"
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   >>Heehee! Sure makes Gryph being called "Big Brother" take on a whole
>>new meaning.
>
>... ?
>
>--G.
>"I'm not following you, Jonesy."

I think Verbena is conflating the bottle show/episode trope with the 'dump a bunch of strangers into a relatively small space, stir occasionally for drama' genre of pseudo-reality shows, like the one actually called Big Brother.


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4. "RE: Gallian Gothic: A Realization"
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   LAST EDITED ON Sep-30-20 AT 06:18 PM (EDT)
 
>I think Verbena is conflating the bottle show/episode trope with the
>'dump a bunch of strangers into a relatively small space, stir
>occasionally for drama' genre of pseudo-reality shows, like the one
>actually called Big Brother.

Oh.

No no, plague lockdown, not fake-gameshow lockdown.

--G.
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7. "RE: Gallian Gothic: A Realization"
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   >>I think Verbena is conflating the bottle show/episode trope with the
>>'dump a bunch of strangers into a relatively small space, stir
>>occasionally for drama' genre of pseudo-reality shows, like the one
>>actually called Big Brother.
>
>Oh.
>
>No no, plague lockdown, not fake-gameshow lockdown.

Ah. Well, Astynax was exactly correct, but the truth is I don't watch any of those shows. I admit, some conflation may have been happening. =)


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MuninsFire
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5. "RE: Gallian Gothic: A Realization"
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   At the back of my mind, I've been trying to suppress "Masque of the Red Death" remarks XD

--
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome
decree,
Where Alph, the sacred river,
ran
Through caverns measureless to
man
Down to a sunless sea


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Gryphonadmin
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6. "RE: Gallian Gothic: A Realization"
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   >At the back of my mind, I've been trying to suppress "Masque of the
>Red Death" remarks XD

To be fair, they're not having a frantic world-forgetting bacchanalium at Scarlet Devil Mansion. At least not until Gryph and Meiling finally get the dang bath working.

--G.
honestly, they're really having to earn that scene in this series
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8. "RE: Gallian Gothic: A Realization"
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   "We've definitely fixed the boiler! Now it's just a question of firing it all up! Chief Bathing Engineer Hong, raise steam!"

"Aye aye, cap'n!"

*creeeeeak*

"All gauges reporting nominal, captain!"

*clonk clonk clongclongclongclongclong*

"Excellent! Full steam ahead, if you would!"

*clonkclonkclonkclonkclonkclonk hssssss*

Gryphon smiled, broad as morning. "Now then, gentlewomen of the household, if you would be so kind as to get ready, the Fusonese bath will await-"

*clonkclonkgroOoOoAaAaAanwhuddawhuddawhuddawhuddaclankptangvssst*

Gryphon's smile suddenly became more fixed. "Er, Meiling, is everything okay?"

"Oh yeah, 's'all good!"

*gronkagronkacreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak*

"Belay that belay that BELAY THAT-"

*spadonkbamPTOIOIOIOIOIOING*

Remilia, Flandre, and Sakuya smiled at Gryphon, and at the gently-described arc of Meiling as she was propelled backwards through the air behind him, smashing through an elderly door and disappearing from view.

"Ah," said Gryphon.

Flandre tapped her cheek. "Wasn't that the door to the garderobe?"

"Oh," said Gryphon.

"Are we therefore to assume that tonight's Fusonese bath will be postponed?"

"Er... yes," said Gryphon, somewhat sheepishly.

And then, sounding like a kitten if it was in a tin bath at the bottom of a well, Meiling's plaintive voice echoed up and said "Gryphon? I don't wanna be chief bathing engineer no more."

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

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The last one was really sad so I thought I'd try and make yall laugh instead. =]


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9. "RE: Gallian Gothic: A Realization"
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   >Flandre tapped her cheek. "Wasn't that the door to the garderobe?"
>

Poor Meiling.

>"Oh," said Gryphon.
>
>"Are we therefore to assume that tonight's Fusonese bath will be
>postponed?"
>
>"Er... yes," said Gryphon, somewhat sheepishly.
>

It hasn't yet crossed the threshold, but the bath situation has the makings of a running joke. I expect it will get settled before that point, but it might get really close first.


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11. "RE: Gallian Gothic: A Realization"
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   >"What are the odds on there being a disgruntled fire elemental that
>needs to be appeased to get the thing working again?"

Ha, I hadn't thought of that. There's precedent in the house, too, what with how the organ works. :)

--G.
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10. "RE: Gallian Gothic: A Realization"
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   Heheh.

To be fair, it is in hopes of avoiding just such a scenario that they're tearing the whole thing out and building a better one. :)

--G.
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