I don't care if I've made that joke already, the Japanese war tubas are adorably crap at what they do and I love them.

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

Of course, by the same token, this could imply that witches of certain other nationalities have large concrete bowls in place of horns. Maybe they just pass them off as weird helmets...