Also, for those who didn't catch the reference to Britain's greatest (and most elderly) hero, allow me to introduce you to Sid Ridley. He underwent a similar process to Steve Rogers to become Captain Midlands - but unlike his American counterpart, he actually lived through the intervening decades, his ageing slowed but not halted entirely. Thus, he is now Britain's hardest pensioner, who took the bus to the headquarters of his superhero team and collects decorative spoons. And his catchphrase is:-

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

"You're the only superhero I've ever heard complain about their piles" -- Pete Wisdom on Sid.