I'm going to be chuckling about these quotes for a while, since it just brings to mind mental images like a fully equipped football player charging full speed into a desk and either bouncing off in abject failure, or reducing it splinters.

>Doesn't that make you want to buy his jersey, whoever he is? He has
>significant swim and rip moves in direction of the desk! Mr. Baun is
>also described as possessing "psychological processing electrical
>power" and a "significant engine". I can only conclude that he is some
>sort of cyborg.
>

I think there have been video games involving football cyborgs, I vaguely recall something of the sort for the old NES (or maybe that was baseball, I just remember buying sportsball dudes new body parts to wreck opponents with.) Sort of hoping Cyberpunk 2077 includes enhanced sports in some way (even as background) just because that would lead to utter insanity.

>Each post contained about two full screens of similar nonsense at the
>resolution and font size I'm running. My favorite sentence I actually
>bothered to read was, "Nonetheless levels of competition is constantly
>nutritious."
>

Meanwhile this swings the imagery from cyborgs to hulking, vaguely orc-like cannibals who feast on their defeated opponents.

>FULL DISCLOSURE: I know practically nothing about
>American football. For all I know, that word salad does actually mean
>something to people who understand the game.

It's been a while since I thought about the game in-depth (back in high school sort of long, so north of 2 decades) but what's quoted is about 90% utter nonsense, with the remaining 10% being terms that might apply to the player but horribly out of context (i.e. "swim and rip moves" are legit techniques a defensive player might use to bypass some offensive player trying to block them.)

	-={(Astynax)}=- "This Space For Rent."