"So, a few things to get you started. The Klingons were our allies, then our enemies, and now they're frenemies."

"Right."

"Also, we're on good terms with the Romulan Republic after their planet was destroyed in a supernova in 2387."

"Alright, I can handle that."

"And we're kinda, sorta at odds with the Cardassians, but only the rebels and not the legitimate government."

"Cardassians?"

"Gray-skin, black hair, walk around like they've perpetually got a stick up their asses."

"Okay."

"Anyway, there's also the Borg..."

"Borg?"

"Cybernetic species, we beat them a few times but they keep trying to assimilate everybody into their collective."

"Sounds fun."

"And those are just the tip of the iceberg. We also got the Breen, the Krenim, the Iconians..."

"Can we just skip to the end?"

"What? Oh, right, it'll all be in the briefing materials. Here's your uni-sex uniform, your replicator rations, and a new phaser. If you have any questions, my door's always open."

"What...the...HELL!?"

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CdrMike, Overwatch Reject