I'm reminded of a scene from a Ranma 1/2 fic I read many years ago, in which girl!Ranma encounters a small mob of teenage hooligans bent on sexual assault ... when the cartoon ball of violence subsides, the hooligans are all lying dazed on the sidewalk, naked except for brown ribbons tied over each boy's junk (loincloth-style, IIRC, allowing them a tiny bit of retained dignity).

"Why brown ribbons?" Akane asks.

"Well, you only get a white ribbon if you get an honorable mention."