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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

Seagulls aren't really seabirds in the strict sense; they're land birds that range very near-shore coastal waters as well as land for whatever they can get. That their diet transitioned from boat-caught fish to chips, ice creams, and the occasional whole battered sausage is just indicative of the wonderfully adaptive nature of the thieving little bastards I love battered sausages and it had a whole one right out of my hand the bellend-