Bugger.

In my defence, I would assert that while there are plentiful sapphic relationships among the unit, not all of them are the "holding hands in a flower garden" type of sapphic couple. Others, for instance, are more of the "holding down the trigger on a Ma Deuce" variety. =]

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

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