Am I supposed to recognize the Chief Constable? The description's familiar but I can't quite place it...

Idea: The Professor and Pat Savage go out for a night on the town. Not entirely sure what happens next, but either it'll be completely uneventful or the National Guard will be called in.

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Mr. Fnord is reminded of that stack of Doc paperbacks he picked up at auction last month. Should really get around to finishing reading them.