"Ah, Gryphon. What would you like to discuss with me today?"
"Let's talk infrastructure."
"Yes yes! Which project would you like to discuss?"
"We need better border controls, Tom."
"Of course, I--wait, what?"
"Right now we're just letting anybody waltz onto the island, and we're starting to attract a lot of riffraff."
"But we need to grow the island's profile so that K.K. Slider will--"
"First there was that psycho in the bunny costume."
"Well, yes, that was unfortunate, but--"
"Then there was the lunatic selling turnips as if they were some kind of investment commodity."
"Turnips ARE an investment--"
"And now we have a shady-ass art dealer coming around willy-nilly. I mean this is making us look BAD."
"But I don't--"
"We're going to build a wall, Tom." (gestures to colossal leftover heap of Bunny Day eggs) "And we're going to make Zipper pay for it."
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