"Let's talk infrastructure."

"Yes yes! Which project would you like to discuss?"

"We need better border controls, Tom."

"Of course, I--wait, what?"

"Right now we're just letting anybody waltz onto the island, and we're starting to attract a lot of riffraff."

"But we need to grow the island's profile so that K.K. Slider will--"

"First there was that psycho in the bunny costume."

"Well, yes, that was unfortunate, but--"

"Then there was the lunatic selling turnips as if they were some kind of investment commodity."

"Turnips ARE an investment--"

"And now we have a shady-ass art dealer coming around willy-nilly. I mean this is making us look BAD."

"But I don't--"

"We're going to build a wall, Tom." (gestures to colossal leftover heap of Bunny Day eggs) "And we're going to make Zipper pay for it."

"... Fine."

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