Cleverly, I picked up the game -after- the easter event closed. Mwahaha.
....this art dealer, tho, I dunno about.
Also, in my headcanon, Orville and Wilbur are escaped CIA experiments who use ESPer powers to control their computer/plane because their tiny limbs can't reach.
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea