I'm seeing the ad campaigns now. A little cardboard box, the colours greyed out, sad piano music playing as the usual guff about how Insert Thing Here has no warmth, no home, no love, and that you can help. And then, from the box...Pokes the funnel of a tiny ironclad.
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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory
FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.
"Look, Mummy! Look! The Queen Elizabeth's had fighters! Can we keep them? Can we can we can we?"