And you got me addicted, even if continental lag means I will likely keep to my own world besides occasional visits.

>* Lizard doggos are cute! Also lizard doggos are dumb and like to
>fetch things for you. Lizard doggos are also immune to radiation.
>(You are not.)

I accidentally rebared one (It got in front of a pig!). The game then said 'press e to pet doggo'. FUCKING OW GAME.

>* Alpha pigs suuuuck. But they can be convinced to yeet
>themselves off a cliff relatively easily. Fun!

If I hear a pig and can't see it, I automatically jump. This has saved my life, and yeeted several pigs now.

>* You need more room than you think you do. No, more than that.

Using yours as a guidline, I'm making plans to expand mine. A lot. SO MUCH.

>* Multiplayer is buggy but fun as balls. My housemate has a knack for
>creating vomit comet hyperloop rides. I'm almost scared to think of
>what he's gonna do when we unlock the train.

On the plus side, it makes it really easy for him to give tours when I visit.

>* Persuant to the above: hyperloops require a catcher's mitt. Walls
>suffice. Jello is more entertaining.

Like I said before, I want to be able to dye that stuff.

>* My god. THAT'S SO PRETTY. (Each of us -- three of us regularly
>play in this map -- has spouted that on multiple occassions.)

I'm pretty sure you've heard me the same thing pretty often.

>* There are spiders, and then there are OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT.

Those fucking things, I swear...

>* I seem to have discovered a sort of obsession I wasn't aware I had
>and I swear, I SWEAR, if I find one more conveyor belt just vanishing
>into a hillside I'm going to use my trusty rebar gun on someone.

So, I shouldn't stream my game for you to look at tomorrow?

>* Overclocking is a trap, don't fall into it. Okay, mostly it's a
>trap. Sometimes it's useful. Look, just do the math first!
>
>* Oh hey, there's a calculator built into this thing! Neat!

These two things are connected.

>* There's a GODDAMN FLASHLIGHT?!

You sounded so proud when you informed me of that...

>* Spitters happen. A lot.

Fucking Alpha Spitters.

>* You dork. Crafting benches are cheap. JUST BUILD ONE WHERE YOU'RE
>STANDING, IDIOT. You don't have to run all the way back to base
>again. Remember to hoover it up when you're done.

Why? I leave them there. Good landmarks, and they save time later when I go back to set up something there properly.

>* Friendly fire isn't.

Uni.

>--PHWANG! "YOU SHOT ME!" "You ran in front of the pig, not my
>fault!"

UNI.

Matrix Dragon, J. Random Nutter