He's a kaiju. It's not going to be Shakespeare In The Park as much as it is Shakespeare A Healthy Distance Over The Park.

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

"But soft, what skreeeeeeeeeeeeeonk through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Mothra is the Sun!