Near where Zoner, Truss, and I used to live in Waltham, there's a nondescript white building in an anonymous mixed residential/commercial neighborhood. Its only unusual feature is a sign near the side entrance that says:

FRENCH CLUB

We, too, started with the joke that the first rule of French Club is that you don't talk about French Club, and then, in due course, we arrived at, "If this is your first time at French Club, you must French."

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