*When on a mid patrol break on Hoth do not try to convince the new guy/girl that there is a beautiful man/woman/asari behind every tree. There is always one person who will go look.*You are NOT the law.
**...Especially on Zardon
*When questioned by a Judge the proper response to any allegation is not "Because it looked like fun."
*If you happen to find a string bikini in the rag bin do not put them on and prance around the flightdeck singing Barbi Girl.
*You can not become sterile from going through fold space and stop trying to convince people you can.
* Not allowed to give the Fight Deck Chief a Peanut Butter Grease and Jelly sandwitch. Stuff's poisonous ya know.
*Do not secretly exchange the Flight Deck Chief's Heathy Snack! fruit bars with high calorie survival rations. They're like 6000 calories.
*No longer allowed to get lower enlisted to comb the desert when visiting Tattooine.
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