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LAST EDITED ON Jun-13-13 AT 02:51 AM (EDT) >>Sometimes it's easy to forget that, according to the Core fics, the >>entire frickin' universe was created by a sleep-deprived undergraduate >>trying to code his girlfriend back to life. Of course it's >>geocentric. > >It's always good to bear this in mind, though it does beg the question >of why the universe Gryphon created has since thanked him by putting >him on the run for a century, booting him out of it entirely and then >having his wife kidnapped. Somewhere in the galaxy there is a planet - reputed to be the oldest planet in the universe - upon which there is a vast cliff face of pure diamond. Upon this cliff face, in letters a hundred feet high, is engraved in an ancient long-dead language a message reputed to be a final message from the Creator of All to the peoples of His universe. For millennia, no one knew what it said; until Professor Rose Tyler parked the Phoenix at its base, stepped outside, and let the old TARDIS's translation matrix go to work. She discovered that what it says is, SHIT HAPPENS. SORRY.--G. -><- Benjamin D. Hutchins, Co-Founder, Editor-in-Chief, & Forum Mod Eyrie Productions, Unlimited http://www.eyrie-productions.com/ zgryphon at that email service Google has Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam. |