LAST EDITED ON Mar-06-14 AT 11:19 AM (EST)
>>Nah, give the kid an oslopi; it better reflects his dual, or possibly
>>duel, heritage. Also, we need more staff fighters. For them as don't
>>know, and there's no earthly reason why you should, the oslopi is a
>>short staff (generally oak) with iron-shod ends that was used by the
>>Kievan military in the 13th century. I only know it because I'm
>>terribly, terribly dull. =]
>
>That's bloody brilliant as a concept for this character. Good lord, really? I suppose it had to happen at some point, enough mud at a wall and so forth, but yeah. Also, below is about the closest thing I can find to something like it, and it's... still not completely accurate, but w/e.
http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/613897897369679524/4B959B5DE362CEACBF4FD2BED564AC366BDFE6A2/
Also, I made a mistake. Oslopi's the plural, not the singular; that'd be oslop.
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